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Preuzeto sa
YTS.MX
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Službeno YIFY filmsko mjesto:
YTS.MX
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Blondot?
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Gervais Blondot?
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Primate li me?
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Halo? Da, oprosti.
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-Gervais ovdje. Užasan prijem.
-Imam sliku.
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To mora biti kora.
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To je bila tvoja ideja, Blondot!
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Tako je bolje.
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Ovaj put ću ga srediti.
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Začepi. Jeste li spremni?
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Na poziciji sam. Spreman sam.
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-Evo ga dolazi.
-Ne miči se.
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On je upravo tamo!
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Samo je prošao,
jedan metar od mene.
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On prelazi ulicu.
Jesi li me čuo?
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Ide do bankomata.
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Nikad me neće uočiti.
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Napravili smo testove,
nitko me nije primijetio.
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-Što namjeravaš?
- Gubi se!
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Tko je dovraga to bio?
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Tražio sam od vas da osigurate područje!
Prokletstvo!
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Utišaj se! Odat ćeš nas.
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On vam dolazi.
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On dolazi.
Svibanj!
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Poklopac se zaglavio.
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Nije me uočio.
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Bacio je nešto na mene.
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-Izbacio me!
-Opazio te?
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Zapalio me!
Gorim!
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Dakle, jesi.
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Izdrži, Blondot.
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Neće se ugasiti!
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Nije šala. Gorim!
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On je mega-ludak!
Ja ulazim!
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Policija! Zaustavi taj kamion!
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Sranje!
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-Potez!
- S puta!
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Propustite ananas!
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Curtis!
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Pusti me da prođem!
Potez!
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Bježi, kučko!
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Curtis, zaustavi se!
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Što on tamo radi?
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Zaustavi taj kamion!
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dobro smo!
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Drži kapu, sunce je jako.
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Drži ga ravno.
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Kad dođemo kući,
Ja ću te izmasirati.
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miči se! miči se!
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oprosti! Samo tako nastavi!
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Idi, Michel!
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To je zgodno parkiranje.
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Isuse!
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Kakav buzz!
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To ja zovem pljačkom!
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To je imovina banke!
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Policija! dovraga!
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Hej, izviđače, predaj to!
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Pusti!
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to je moje!
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Svaka čast izviđaču!
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Spusti taj novac!
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Pripada Banci Francuske.
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Bit ćete optuženi kao suučesnici.
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Poslužite se!
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super!
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To je još najbolje!
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NASTAVITE TAKO DOBRO!
CURTIS
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To je Gervais!
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Jako sam lobirao da dobijem plazmu.
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To su zasloni osjetljivi na dodir.
Ne, nisu.
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Tražio sam ekrane osjetljive na dodir.
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Nazovi ovog Philipa
i natjerati ga da ih promijeni.
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Oni čine naš imidž modernijim.
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Zato sam kapetan.
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Koliko godina imam?
Dvadeset šest? Dvadeset sedam?
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Podijelite šalu?
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Apsolutno, šefe.
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To je dobro. Duhovito je.
Fotografski humor.
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Cigareta?
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Kava?
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Dakle, ti slatki propalice,
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mislio si da ćeš napraviti budalu od mene?
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Dobro si se nasmijao, ha?
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Nitko se ne smije Velikom Gervaisu.
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Držao sam te na oku cijelo vrijeme.
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Sanjaj, prebrz sam za tebe.
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Hajde, reci mi zašto si to učinio.
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Jesti?
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Jadnici, je li gladan?
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Mama, ne jelo u flidžu...
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boli me briga!
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Nije to moj problem.
Ovdje, u Francuskoj, plaćate za stvari!
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U francuskim francima!
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U eurima!
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Mogu li sada ići, policajče?
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Nemoj mi dati
bilo koje tvoje slatko sranje.
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Hej, Gervais, bili smo zabrinuti.
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Stao si na noge?
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Potpuni idioti, ovi ljudi.
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Jadna dječica!
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Što me sputava?
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Dopusti mi da te naučim lekciju.
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vidjeti ga? To je Curtis.
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Počeo je krasti kobasice.
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Merguez kobasice.
Njegova prva osuda bila je...
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Oružana pljačka. Bez šale?
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Ali očito je bilo tragova
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mergueza u svom sendviču.
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Dakle, malo mergueza
jednako krađi kobasica
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jednako zatvor.
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Shvaćaš, Chang-Chang?
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nastavi...
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gubi se!
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Hvala, časniče.
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Kako oni išta vide?
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Pedeset sedam tisuća.
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naravno,
ima li potvrdu o autentičnosti?
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Apsolutno.
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Svaki komad
pregledava g. Shamme,
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stručnjak u aukcijskim sobama Drouot.
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Razmislit ću o tome
i nazvati vas danas poslijepodne.
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- Ugodan dan, gospodine.
-Gospođo.
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Što te spopalo?
Jesi li ti potpuni idiot?
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"Gospodin Shamme"?
Sigurno se šalite.
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mislim,
"Kakav Shamme, to je lažnjak!"
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Što imaš za mene?
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Šest veličanstvenih oznaka!
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Ovo su prava stvar.
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Vrhunska kvaliteta.
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Najbolji urari.
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Tisuću.
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-Što? Vrijede deset puta više.
-Nimalo.
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- Da uopće.
- Zbogom uopće.
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Ne, ne zbogom.
Mislim, u redu.
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A večera?
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Samo ti i ja, jedan na jedan,
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u Casa di Fettucine. Večeras.
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Večeras sam zauzet.
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Kakva sramota!
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Sutra?
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Ako si još živ.
Braća Bouglioni su za vama.
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Nema šanse! Rekao sam im u ponedjeljak.
Nije ponedjeljak.
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Nije to više novac.
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Braća Bouglioni
moglo se šaliti.
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Oni su obitelj šaljivaca.
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Čekaj, mogu li dobiti svoj novac?
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Moram u banku.
Ja ću to kasnije.
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Bit ću u hotelu Capucine,
Rue Capron. Soba devet.
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Zaledite šampanjac.
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Savršen.
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Što je Bouglionijeva govedina sa mnom?
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Tako zabavno,
stajanje kraj prozora cijeli dan...
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Tako zabavno,
stajanje kraj prozora cijeli dan...
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Tako zabavno, stajati pored...
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Dakle, to je Hotel Capucine, Rue Capron?
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Što je s tobom?
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gledam...
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oprosti...
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Prevelik je!
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Daj mi malo mjesta.
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Tako je bolje.
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oprosti!
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Pogrešan put gore.
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Već smo bili ovdje.
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Skrenite desno.
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Čak i ako kažem "ravno naprijed",
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gledaš moju ruku.
Slijedi moju ruku!
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Makni mi to s lica!
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- Slijedi moju ruku!
-Sranje!
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-Gdje je karta?
- Izgubljeni smo.
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Bacio je kartu kroz prozor!
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Ovako smo već bili.
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Ja dajem upute.
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Ako ne slijedi,
pogriješit ćemo.
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Mora ih slijediti!
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Mora početi slušanjem.
Morate slušati!
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odustajem!
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Hajde, Claudine!
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hajde bre hajde bre
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Idi, Gervais, idi!
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Idi, Gervais, idi!
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Stani, Gervais.
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Molim te, prestani.
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Polako, Gervais.
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lagano...
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Zapelo je.
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Zajebao si led.
List se ne može igrati.
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kretenu jedan!
Ti si kriminalac. Pogledaj to.
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izdrži...
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neću. Muka mi je od tebe!
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Ovdje imam pravila,
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koji govore da domaća ekipa
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"mora osigurati klizalište
u savršenom stanju..."
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Bilo je!
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Ne više, žao mi je.
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"Ako ne, rezultat na ploči
smatrat će se konačnim."
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Pet-četiri za nas!
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Muka mi je od tebe!
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kretenu!
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Pet-četiri! Pet!
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Pet-četiri za nas!
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Alglaglas
mogu zalijepiti svoje...
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Imamo pet!
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Imamo pet do četiri!
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Pet, četiri, četiri, četiri...
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Odbor
čut će za ovo!
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Sad sam siguran da je ravno naprijed.
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Nastavite ravno.
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tako je.
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u redu...
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Ne, nije ovdje.
krivo sam shvatio
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Oprostite zbog toga.
I vi ponekad krivo shvatite.
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Svi vi.
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-Odustajem.
- Na pravom smo smjeru.
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To je s velikim ponosom
da prihvaćam trofej Idi Amin,
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pobijedivši Asnièresa
po peti put.
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Imaš živaca! Varati!
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Dvadeset godina se bavim curlingom
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i 20 godina
Poštovao sam pravila.
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Poštivanje pravila
je poštovanje prema sebi i životu!
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Curl za cijeli život!
To bi trebalo nešto značiti.
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Ako nisi sretan, pobijedi ga!
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Ne ti!
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- Udaješ se za kriminalca.
-Što?
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Barem me žena nije ostavila
jer ja sam wino!
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Što?
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Bio je pijan
a ona je izašla na njega.
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Njegov sin je počinio samoubojstvo.
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Visi iz podruma.
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Dahom bi otopio led.
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Tu ste, gospodine.
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-Ali naručio sam krumpiriće.
- To su krumpirići.
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- Ne, to je tjestenina.
- To su krumpirići, gospodine.
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-Nemoj me zajebavati. To je tjestenina.
- To su pomfrit.
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Konobarim deset godina.
To su krumpirići.
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- Što je to onda?
- Voda, gospodine.
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Misliš da sam idiot?
Mogu razlikovati tjesteninu od...
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Isuse!
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Mora da sam rekao subota.
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Da, kasnim dva dana.
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Poruka za varalicu.
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Molim vas vratite mikrofon
prije nego što zatvorimo klizalište.
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žao mi je
Bio sam malo zao,
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ali pravila su pravila.
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Ne možete koristiti ono što nam je rekao
nasamo protiv njega.
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Otkrivši svoj problem s pićem,
vjerovao nam je.
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Vjerovala sam mu
kad sam mu dao svoju šalicu.
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Slomio ga je...
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oprosti
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Opsjednut si svojom glupom šalicom!
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- Prestani.
- Vjenčat ćemo se sutra.
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Zar ne misliš da bih radije čuo
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da će biti
najbolji dan u tvom životu?
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-Naravno...
- Nisam završio!
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upozoravam te.
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Ti ćeš sjediti
pokraj tete Janine. Ako čujem
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izgovaraš idiotsko ime "Curtis",
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jest ćeš pileće komadiće
za dječjim stolom!
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Što?
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Neću dopustiti tvoju nesposobnost
upropasti mi vjenčanje!
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Jučer sam bio ovako blizu...
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Budi tiho!
Suoči se s tim, nikad ga nećeš uhvatiti!
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Izbacite ideju iz glave.
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U svakom slučaju, volim te
i jedva čeka da bude pred oltarom.
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I ja također. I ja tebe volim.
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Vi vrlo dobro znate.
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Ne prije nego što se vjenčamo.
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tako je.
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jedva cekam
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Vidiš kako sam istrljao to klizalište?
Zamisli samo kako sam...
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Vidjet ćemo tko je nesposoban.
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Zakucat ću te, Curtis.
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Ulovit ću ga!
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točno...
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Njegov najnoviji...
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Yo! šuti!
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Njegovo najnovije kretanje otkriva
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da je ukrao bankomat
na bulevaru Haussmann
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i bacio ga na Place de l'Opéra.
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Boulevard Haussmann, Opéra...
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Haussmannéra...
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Connemara...
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Kamera...
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Hi-fi...
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Fnac!
Trgovina!
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On će izdržati
Fnac trgovina!
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On će izdržati
trgovina Fnac.
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Dječače, dobro sam!
Omča se steže.
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Zarobljen si.
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Ne sada!
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Samokontrola.
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Ubod.
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Ne, ne sada.
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Genijalno! Znam gdje je!
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Xavier!
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Otvoriti!
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Tata nije tu.
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On je mrtav.
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To sam ja, Gervais!
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Otvoriti!
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-Jeste li sami?
- Prestani!
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Mislio sam da jesi
iz socijalne službe.
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Možeš li izvesti moj udarac?
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Odmah dolazim.
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Ne...
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svrbi!
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Tata nije tu.
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to sam ja!
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Opet!
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On je mrtav.
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Xavier.
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Vratar!
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Moraš naučiti
da sam radiš svoje udarce.
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Neću uvijek biti uz tebe.
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znam...
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Gle, živiš u susjedstvu,
ti si moj susjed,
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ti si na socijalnoj pomoći
a ja plaćam pola tvoje stanarine.
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Ne ideš nikamo, ha?
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Još moraš učiti.
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Imate problema s koncentracijom.
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Sjećaš li se kad sam imao psa?
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Učio sam ga riječ dnevno.
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jednog dana,
netko je pozvonio na vrata.
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Sjedio sam ovdje. Pas je sjeo
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i samo tako,
rekao je "Zvono na vratima!"
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Stvarno?
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Čuo je zvono na vratima.
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Xavier, nikad nisi imao psa.
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Možeš samo reći
meni takve stvari.
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U redu.
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-Pravo?
-Pravo.
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Bok, ovdje Curtis.
Što sam htio reći?
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ja znam
Dobio sam Bouglionijevu poruku
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da nisi mogao doći na naš spoj.
mislim...
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Niste ih morali gnjaviti.
Mogla si mi poslati poruku.
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-To bi bilo u redu.
-Zdravo.
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Drago mi je da si nazvao.
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Upravo sam razgovarao s Bouglionijevim.
Misle da su te popušili.
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Mogu im reći da nisu u pravu.
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-Naravno, ali...
-Što?
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Pa nas dvoje.
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Da?
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Tvoje oči susreću moje.
Mislim, na istoj smo strani...
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Prilično je očito.
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Početak nečega...
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Ne, nemoj.
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Spoj, pogledi nam se susreću...
Ravno gore,
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imamo nešto.
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Zdravo?
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BJEŽI DALEKO
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VELIKA NEVOLJA
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ZAPOČNI NOVI ŽIVOT
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Zašto sam to kupio?
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To je sranje.
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Mora da sam bio pijan!
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Curtis će hodati
ravno u moju zamku.
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Štoviše...
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večeras, s tabletama za bodrenje
i boca kave,
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pušim!
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Ne vjerujem.
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Doofus je ovdje.
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Bit će to prekrasan dan.
Molim te, ovo je u redu.
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Hajde, Gervais, tvoje jutarnje trčanje!
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Policija!
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On je odmetnik!
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Bježi!
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Oprostite, mičite se!
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-Što?
-Što radiš?
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U redu, idi.
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Potez!
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Smetlar je poludio!
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Ne daj mi ništa!
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Rekao sam ti da se pomakneš!
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Stani, Curtis!
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Stop!
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-Ostavi me na miru!
- Stani tu!
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Stop!
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sta to radis
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šuti!
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Zašto hoda nagnut unatrag?
Zašto si debeo?
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Začepi dovraga!
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Hajde pucaj!
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Zašto imaš pištolj?
Napala te kanta za smeće?
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Stop! Zaustavite ga!
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Pusti me na miru!
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Policija!
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Curtis?
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sta je ovo
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Što se događa?
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Koji vrag!
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Ovo nije smiješno.
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Nešto nije u redu.
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Ovo je glupo.
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Ozbiljno!
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Ovo je Champs-Elysées!
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McDonald?
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McDonalds se preselio.
Otišli su.
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Cupcake, ja sam.
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Izbjegavajte Champs-Elysées,
to je totalna blokada.
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Bog zna što rade.
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Nisam ni čuo za to u stožeru.
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Jedva čekam da te vidim
na oltaru kasnije.
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Nadam se da je obostrano.
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Xavier!
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Imate vjenčano prstenje.
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Prestani se praviti glup!
Morat ću srušiti vrata.
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Fino!
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Juliette!
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Oprostite, ja sam policajac.
Znam sve trikove.
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Otvoriti!
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Juliette!
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Dobro veče, gospođo Abbababa,
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ovo je inspektor Gervais Blondot.
volio bih znati...
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Ovo može zvučati čudno.
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... ako si tamo?
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Zdravo?
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Fino.
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Molimo nazovite inspektora Blondota
čim budete mogli.
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Dobra večer, g. Aggaga,
Zovem te
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s obzirom na mnogo ljudi
istodobni nestanak.
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Nazovite kad se vratite
od tvoje odsutnosti.
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Dobra večer,
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gospodine Ababoubou.
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oprosti...
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Ovdje inspektor
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Gervais Blondot
iz prve postaje.
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Molim vas nazovite me
čim se vratiš
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iz ovog fenomena odsutnosti.
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To je tako nepristojno!
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Dobra večer...
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Ovdje uvijek ima ljudi!
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Puno Arapa.
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Gdje ste Arapi?
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Arapi i crnci!
Jeste li svi otišli kući?
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Molim te nazovi me hitno
ako si ovdje.
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hajde
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Dobra večer, gospođo A. Benamar...
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ovo je...
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Trebao bi znati da nisi sam.
I ja sam sama.
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Ako vas je dvoje,
možemo biti troje.
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Snaga je u brojevima!
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Nema odgovora od A. Benamars.
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Policija!
Izađite iz svojih skrovišta!
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Jean-Pierre?
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Pričaj mi!
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Jean-Pierre!
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Pozivanje svih...
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Pariz!
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Sve je utihnulo!
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Pariz!
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Sve je utihnulo!
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Dobra večer,
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gospodine Zrivo...
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Zryvecowski! Nije teško.
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Da! Zibodibiski!
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Jeste li neki šaljivdžija?
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Spustit ću slušalicu.
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Ne! nemoj
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Samo se šalim!
Pričajte nakon zvučnog signala, naivčine!
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Muka od ljudi
i njihove glupe poruke!
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Zissorkivich, nisi smiješan!
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Taj je gotov.
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Kolačić,
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Počinjem
vjerovati grčkom pjesniku
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tko je rekao da je jedna nestala osoba
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čini da se svijet čini praznim.
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tamo!
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Ostavio sam svotu od 35 eura.
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Gdje ste svi? Ne razumijem ovo.
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Eto, Juliette.
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Volim te, draga moja Juliette.
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Za cijeli život!
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Osmi dan bez ljudi,
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slučaj džeparoša
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kod Charles-de-Gaullea riješeno.
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Nema više...
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džeparoši.
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Džeparoši... Gotovo.
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Kako ulaze na internet?
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Mora postojati ključ.
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Internet ključ...
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Kako Caro to radi?
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Internet...
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Možda je aktiviran glasom.
488
00:30:06,860 --> 00:30:07,970
Internet!
489
00:30:15,380 --> 00:30:17,420
Stéphane nikad ne posprema svoj stol.
490
00:30:17,570 --> 00:30:20,300
Imamo košare za otpatke.
Ovo je Francuska!
491
00:30:22,820 --> 00:30:23,900
Internet!
492
00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:27,340
Hvala!
493
00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:32,620
Hvala ti, Blondot!
494
00:30:43,820 --> 00:30:45,530
Ben Johnson! Ben Johnson!
495
00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:47,020
hajde bre
496
00:30:57,260 --> 00:30:58,940
Nisam sasvim sama!
497
00:30:59,570 --> 00:31:01,610
Nisam sam, joj!
498
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,370
o ne...
499
00:31:24,460 --> 00:31:25,820
Sranje!
500
00:31:59,780 --> 00:32:00,940
Obožavam ovaj LP!
501
00:32:26,860 --> 00:32:28,460
I... Sada! Sada!
502
00:32:55,420 --> 00:32:57,100
Pentagon!
503
00:32:57,700 --> 00:33:00,340
Jasan pogled na svih devet strana.
504
00:33:02,450 --> 00:33:03,380
Sranje!
505
00:33:04,610 --> 00:33:05,620
Idemo!
506
00:33:10,060 --> 00:33:11,780
Što se dovraga događa?
507
00:33:13,010 --> 00:33:14,740
Sranje. hajde bre
508
00:33:19,100 --> 00:33:20,210
Netko!
509
00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:24,410
Moj kotač.
510
00:33:33,050 --> 00:33:35,260
Da!
Nježno to radi.
511
00:33:36,770 --> 00:33:38,300
kamo ideš izdrži!
512
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,570
Guma...
513
00:33:41,740 --> 00:33:43,540
Nemam kotač ni kočnicu.
514
00:33:52,340 --> 00:33:54,020
Hvala Bogu, nitko me ne može vidjeti.
515
00:33:57,860 --> 00:33:59,780
Tako si mi lijepa
516
00:34:08,900 --> 00:34:11,780
Molim vas prihvatite ovaj dar,
517
00:34:12,340 --> 00:34:15,650
savršeno bilježi moje raspoloženje.
518
00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:21,460
nedostaješ mi
519
00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:25,340
Vaš nježni istočnjak, Curtis.
520
00:34:26,690 --> 00:34:28,100
Osumnjičeni je ukrao
521
00:34:28,250 --> 00:34:30,050
razni sportski automobili,
522
00:34:30,460 --> 00:34:33,340
kao što je McLaren,
523
00:34:33,740 --> 00:34:35,020
iako on...
524
00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:39,290
Što sam napisao?
525
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:46,850
Imamo problem.
526
00:34:49,340 --> 00:34:51,500
Ajde hrabro.
527
00:34:56,690 --> 00:34:58,220
u redu je
528
00:35:11,620 --> 00:35:12,580
Pompidou!
529
00:35:39,380 --> 00:35:41,210
Nisam spavao.
530
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:43,100
nisam bio!
531
00:35:44,930 --> 00:35:48,100
Ne zaboravite izbrisati
sigurnosne kamere trake.
532
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:53,450
Podsjećamo vas da sve razmjene
održat će se u Registru 29.
533
00:35:53,620 --> 00:35:55,730
To je užasno parkiranje.
534
00:35:58,250 --> 00:36:00,140
Vozi bicikl, kretenu!
535
00:36:00,290 --> 00:36:03,980
Dame i gospodo,
trgovina se uskoro zatvara.
536
00:36:04,130 --> 00:36:06,700
Možete li nas dovesti gore
više Charles Aznavour?
537
00:36:07,610 --> 00:36:10,940
Nastavite
najbližoj blagajni.
538
00:36:11,900 --> 00:36:14,380
ovim putem,
dobit ćeš poruku, glupane.
539
00:36:15,770 --> 00:36:17,450
Čak i ako ne znate dobro čitati.
540
00:36:18,140 --> 00:36:19,970
Idemo.
541
00:36:55,300 --> 00:36:59,450
OK, CURTIS,
STANITE TU
542
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:06,860
Moram više izlaziti.
543
00:37:09,100 --> 00:37:11,330
Živimo i umiremo zajedno.
544
00:37:12,820 --> 00:37:15,530
Danas nećemo dobiti deset prilika.
Neka se broje.
545
00:37:15,980 --> 00:37:17,620
Naša snaga... Sranje!
546
00:37:22,060 --> 00:37:22,900
Hvala.
547
00:37:23,060 --> 00:37:26,020
Hvala ti, Francuska!
Razbit ćemo se zbog tebe!
548
00:37:33,050 --> 00:37:34,420
Idemo, momci!
549
00:37:35,450 --> 00:37:36,980
hajde
550
00:37:37,130 --> 00:37:39,170
Kroz loptu, trokut.
551
00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:41,300
Kick finta, kvadrat-X.
552
00:37:41,450 --> 00:37:42,820
Sprint, R1!
553
00:37:42,980 --> 00:37:44,300
Spreman?
554
00:37:46,900 --> 00:37:48,580
Deseti dan bez vijesti o Curtisu.
555
00:37:48,740 --> 00:37:51,220
Njegovi pokreti ne slijede nikakvu logiku.
556
00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:53,380
Ne predstavlja ništa.
557
00:37:55,970 --> 00:37:59,020
Nije bio
jednom na Place de la Nation.
558
00:38:00,860 --> 00:38:01,730
Pucati.
559
00:38:04,610 --> 00:38:05,540
Prestani!
560
00:38:07,610 --> 00:38:08,780
To je tako glupo!
561
00:38:09,820 --> 00:38:11,060
Xavier!
562
00:38:14,300 --> 00:38:15,340
Stop!
563
00:38:16,580 --> 00:38:18,290
Glupi prokleti sustav!
564
00:38:20,140 --> 00:38:21,260
Ne, prestani!
565
00:38:21,410 --> 00:38:22,540
Mamica!
566
00:38:38,060 --> 00:38:39,340
Zapeo sam!
567
00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:46,370
Netko!
568
00:38:57,410 --> 00:38:58,250
Zidane!
569
00:39:01,370 --> 00:39:02,810
Svjetla!
570
00:39:06,050 --> 00:39:07,610
Spavaj, odmori se...
571
00:39:14,900 --> 00:39:16,060
ovako...
572
00:39:17,180 --> 00:39:18,940
I to ide...
573
00:39:20,570 --> 00:39:21,980
tamo tako.
574
00:39:23,660 --> 00:39:25,060
Što to uopće može...
575
00:39:30,460 --> 00:39:31,940
Dabar!
576
00:39:32,620 --> 00:39:34,340
S mobitelom.
577
00:39:36,890 --> 00:39:38,620
Dabar s mobitelom.
578
00:39:39,650 --> 00:39:41,500
Dabar s mobitelom?
579
00:39:41,660 --> 00:39:42,620
Ne...
580
00:39:44,140 --> 00:39:44,980
da
581
00:39:46,490 --> 00:39:48,410
Dabar s mobitelom.
582
00:39:50,300 --> 00:39:51,980
Beaver telefon...
583
00:39:52,540 --> 00:39:53,780
Jebeni dabar...
584
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,660
Kung fu!
585
00:39:56,210 --> 00:39:57,740
On je u kineskoj četvrti!
586
00:39:57,890 --> 00:39:58,780
Hej, Doofuse!
587
00:39:59,380 --> 00:40:00,340
jesi tu
588
00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:03,170
Gervais?
589
00:40:04,370 --> 00:40:05,900
Sranje!
590
00:40:06,940 --> 00:40:09,530
Gervais!
Brojat ću do tri, pa me nema.
591
00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:10,780
Cutie pie punk!
592
00:40:11,930 --> 00:40:13,370
bacit ću te u zatvor!
593
00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:31,490
Njegovo vozilo
594
00:40:31,660 --> 00:40:33,650
potpuno je neprilagođen gradu.
595
00:40:34,850 --> 00:40:36,620
O sranje!
596
00:40:36,860 --> 00:40:38,380
hajde bre
597
00:40:46,100 --> 00:40:46,970
Curtis!
598
00:40:57,500 --> 00:40:58,850
Koja je šifra?
599
00:40:59,020 --> 00:41:00,500
Pet-dva-jedan-osam.
600
00:41:03,340 --> 00:41:04,180
Hvala.
601
00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:05,900
Stop!
602
00:41:14,900 --> 00:41:17,810
Ovo nije smiješno.
Zar ne vidiš da postojimo samo mi?
603
00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:24,580
Nažalost za tebe,
Imam glavu za visine.
604
00:41:24,740 --> 00:41:27,140
Ja sam pola Komanč, pola Norman.
605
00:41:27,290 --> 00:41:29,450
Pravo.
I stopostotni debeli ljigavac.
606
00:41:29,620 --> 00:41:30,770
Touché.
607
00:41:32,020 --> 00:41:32,900
Pusti me sad!
608
00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:39,770
-Zamrznuti!
-Smiri se.
609
00:41:39,940 --> 00:41:42,020
Ruke na glavu!
610
00:41:42,170 --> 00:41:43,940
Drago mi je da te vidim.
611
00:41:44,540 --> 00:41:46,820
Svi ljudi su otišli...
612
00:41:46,970 --> 00:41:47,900
šuti!
613
00:41:48,050 --> 00:41:50,620
Bože moj.
Ovo je najbolji dan u mom životu!
614
00:41:56,660 --> 00:42:00,100
Ulaziš i izlaziš iz mog života.
Deset godina u bijegu!
615
00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:04,780
Tako je dobar osjećaj!
Sranje!
616
00:42:06,820 --> 00:42:07,700
ostani...
617
00:42:12,700 --> 00:42:15,140
Ostani tu, to je slijepa ulica.
618
00:42:15,290 --> 00:42:16,300
Ne možeš trčati.
619
00:42:16,970 --> 00:42:18,050
Gledaj me.
620
00:42:27,580 --> 00:42:29,090
Kako sam to napravio?
621
00:42:32,330 --> 00:42:34,130
Kako je to učinio?
622
00:42:34,490 --> 00:42:36,740
Stani! Zaustavi dupe!
623
00:42:36,890 --> 00:42:38,450
Carl Lewis!
624
00:42:38,620 --> 00:42:39,740
Zaustavite se ovdje.
625
00:42:44,450 --> 00:42:49,060
PARIŠKI MUZEJ VOSKANIH RADOVA
ULAZ - IZLAZ
626
00:43:28,340 --> 00:43:30,460
Pozdravi se s obitelji, idemo.
627
00:43:32,450 --> 00:43:33,530
Naravno.
628
00:43:34,010 --> 00:43:36,340
-Tito, Jermaine...
- Hajde, Michael.
629
00:43:37,250 --> 00:43:38,300
Vidimo se, braćo.
630
00:43:40,660 --> 00:43:41,860
Vrijeme za večeru!
631
00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:46,900
Tu si, Curtis.
632
00:43:47,540 --> 00:43:49,010
Gdje biste inače bili?
633
00:43:50,180 --> 00:43:52,060
Ispekla sam ti malo piletine.
634
00:43:52,540 --> 00:43:55,130
Vidjet ćete, to je piletina i kaša.
635
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:57,620
Kupio sam ga na tržnici.
636
00:44:05,930 --> 00:44:07,700
Probudi se, Curtis.
637
00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:15,260
Daj mi ključ.
638
00:44:15,410 --> 00:44:17,810
- Daj mi ključ odmah!
- Što ćeš učiniti?
639
00:44:17,980 --> 00:44:19,900
Pojest ćeš me
kao i svi ostali?
640
00:44:20,060 --> 00:44:21,100
Pojeo si ih!
641
00:44:21,260 --> 00:44:23,930
- Ti si lud! Nisam nikoga pojeo!
-Kanibal!
642
00:44:24,100 --> 00:44:25,540
-Ključ!
-Izgled!
643
00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:31,180
nemoj to raditi
Daj mi ključ.
644
00:44:31,340 --> 00:44:33,580
-Daj ga!
-Oni su tamo.
645
00:44:38,660 --> 00:44:42,020
- Idi po ključ.
-Ideš u zatvor.
646
00:44:42,170 --> 00:44:43,060
već sam tamo.
647
00:44:43,220 --> 00:44:46,100
Zaslužuješ gore,
gore od mučenja.
648
00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:47,900
Što je to?
649
00:44:48,050 --> 00:44:51,460
Spustit ćeš me kao psa?
Je li to tvoj plan?
650
00:44:51,620 --> 00:44:52,780
Ovo je drugačije.
651
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:55,730
Imam sitnih, vrlo sitnih problema...
652
00:44:55,900 --> 00:44:59,570
-Kakav?
-O kontroli mojih živaca.
653
00:44:59,740 --> 00:45:01,940
- Ubod je za tebe?
-Da.
654
00:45:02,090 --> 00:45:03,820
To je mala injekcija
655
00:45:03,980 --> 00:45:06,820
koju si moram dati ali...
656
00:45:06,980 --> 00:45:08,020
Totalno si razmaknut!
657
00:45:08,740 --> 00:45:11,540
Naprotiv,
Savršeno sam lucidan.
658
00:45:12,220 --> 00:45:14,060
-Lucidan? Otvoriti.
- Više od tebe!
659
00:45:14,210 --> 00:45:16,130
Da, izgledaš stvarno lucidno.
660
00:45:16,850 --> 00:45:18,410
To je tako potpuno lucidno.
661
00:45:18,580 --> 00:45:19,900
- To je podlo.
-Začepi!
662
00:45:20,060 --> 00:45:21,770
-Otvoriti!
-Može li kučko!
663
00:45:22,300 --> 00:45:24,940
-Može li? Zaključao si me!
- Nisam razgovarao s tobom.
664
00:45:27,530 --> 00:45:30,340
Možete li mi dati malu injekciju
665
00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:33,820
da izliječi problem sa živcima
Dobivam noću? Ponoć!
666
00:45:33,980 --> 00:45:34,940
Sretna Nova godina!
667
00:45:35,260 --> 00:45:36,650
Šampanjac!
668
00:45:36,820 --> 00:45:39,020
Ti si lud!
Nema šanse da te bocnem.
669
00:45:39,170 --> 00:45:40,970
Šest mililitara.
670
00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:44,210
-Molim.
- Ti me zaključaj. Zašto sam to učinio?
671
00:45:44,380 --> 00:45:46,370
Spomenut ću to u vašem dosjeu.
672
00:45:46,540 --> 00:45:49,060
Jer imaš dosje o meni?
673
00:45:50,140 --> 00:45:52,100
Imamo puno toga za pripisati vam.
674
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:54,460
Kome ćeš reći?
Sasvim smo sami.
675
00:45:54,620 --> 00:45:56,420
Hoćeš li to reći sucu?
676
00:45:57,500 --> 00:46:00,020
Idi nađi jednog.
Može i tebe zadati tvoj udarac.
677
00:46:00,460 --> 00:46:02,300
-Molim.
- Ne, ne molim te.
678
00:46:02,780 --> 00:46:03,650
Uzmi ključ.
679
00:46:04,580 --> 00:46:05,540
Prvo, ti...
680
00:46:05,690 --> 00:46:07,060
Učinit ću to kad izađem.
681
00:46:08,090 --> 00:46:09,530
rekao sam vani.
682
00:46:14,420 --> 00:46:15,410
Stavite ključ.
683
00:46:15,580 --> 00:46:17,260
- Neću bježati.
-Ne vjerujem ti.
684
00:46:17,420 --> 00:46:19,610
-Ključ!
- Trljaj mi ruku.
685
00:46:20,540 --> 00:46:21,580
Ne, ti "wo-wo".
686
00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:23,330
Nemoj mi "va-vo"!
687
00:46:23,500 --> 00:46:25,300
-Trljati.
- Stavi ključ.
688
00:46:26,260 --> 00:46:28,220
Smiri se, trljam se.
Okrenite ključ.
689
00:46:28,370 --> 00:46:30,410
- Šprica...
- Okreni ključ.
690
00:46:30,580 --> 00:46:32,140
-Ubod.
-Okreni se.
691
00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:33,290
- Ja podbadam.
-Pritisni.
692
00:46:33,460 --> 00:46:34,610
- Pritišćem.
- Okrećem se.
693
00:46:38,020 --> 00:46:38,930
Izvoli!
694
00:46:42,500 --> 00:46:44,900
Imam te tamo, prijatelju!
695
00:46:45,460 --> 00:46:46,700
Vidimo se kasnije.
696
00:46:47,180 --> 00:46:49,580
Javi se svaki dan u četiri popodne, u redu?
697
00:46:49,730 --> 00:46:51,820
Naravno! Doći ću u četiri.
698
00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:13,010
Hvala Bogu, nitko me nije vidio.
699
00:47:17,660 --> 00:47:18,650
To je lijepo.
700
00:47:20,540 --> 00:47:22,010
Fotografija za uspomenu.
701
00:47:22,180 --> 00:47:23,500
Nije li to Curtis?
702
00:47:23,660 --> 00:47:24,530
Naravno.
703
00:47:24,860 --> 00:47:26,660
GERVAIS = MOJA KUJA
704
00:47:31,300 --> 00:47:33,650
Drvo znanja.
705
00:47:42,740 --> 00:47:44,260
oprosti 'Oprostite.
706
00:47:46,370 --> 00:47:47,210
'Oprostite.
707
00:49:09,460 --> 00:49:11,690
To je MC Curtis
Jedan, dva
708
00:49:11,860 --> 00:49:13,820
C-U-R-T-I-S
709
00:49:13,970 --> 00:49:16,340
G. Ljubavnik Curtis
710
00:49:18,650 --> 00:49:20,140
Moram biti spreman.
711
00:49:20,930 --> 00:49:22,220
Želite merguez?
712
00:49:24,820 --> 00:49:26,500
Zar ti ne nedostaju cure?
713
00:49:29,140 --> 00:49:30,860
Što si ti uopće, cura?
714
00:49:35,210 --> 00:49:37,460
kako god,
imaš nešto posebno.
715
00:49:39,980 --> 00:49:43,180
U svakom slučaju, ti si poseban.
716
00:49:44,660 --> 00:49:46,370
Nakon koliko vremena bez ljudi,
717
00:49:46,900 --> 00:49:50,810
biste li počeli
trebati malo ljubavi?
718
00:49:50,980 --> 00:49:53,180
Koliko možeš izdržati?
719
00:49:57,860 --> 00:49:59,180
Imaš li tabua?
720
00:50:01,300 --> 00:50:06,410
Dobro Tag, ich bin Inspektor Blondot
iz policije Francuske.
721
00:50:07,060 --> 00:50:08,570
Ich nazovi Sie up
722
00:50:08,740 --> 00:50:12,260
weil in Paris nicht nobody ist.
723
00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:13,820
Ich bin je nestao.
724
00:50:14,180 --> 00:50:15,650
Ich bin nicht kaputt.
725
00:50:16,100 --> 00:50:17,180
Was ist das?
726
00:50:17,810 --> 00:50:19,580
Da, ljudi u Baden-Badenu.
727
00:50:19,730 --> 00:50:22,100
Nazovi ich
728
00:50:22,250 --> 00:50:25,700
nula-tri-četiri-tri...
729
00:50:25,850 --> 00:50:27,770
pet-četiri-četiri-jedan.
730
00:50:27,980 --> 00:50:29,300
Hvala. Danke schön.
731
00:50:31,370 --> 00:50:32,570
kako si
732
00:50:33,220 --> 00:50:35,090
ja radim što hoćeš
733
00:50:36,050 --> 00:50:38,570
Rekao si mi da se javim,
pa evo me.
734
00:50:39,170 --> 00:50:42,940
Rekao sam ti da budeš tamo sljedeći dan.
To je bilo prije tjedan dana.
735
00:50:43,100 --> 00:50:45,220
Imao sam posla.
736
00:50:45,380 --> 00:50:46,940
Sad, imam posla.
737
00:50:47,090 --> 00:50:48,260
-Kao što?
-Raditi.
738
00:50:48,410 --> 00:50:49,900
-Kao na primjer?
-Raditi.
739
00:50:50,060 --> 00:50:51,260
I ja imam posla.
740
00:50:51,410 --> 00:50:54,530
Ako se želite prijaviti,
vrati se u četiri popodne.
741
00:50:54,700 --> 00:50:57,500
Ne zamaraj me svojim pravilima,
potpuno smo sami!
742
00:50:57,650 --> 00:50:58,540
Kakva korist od pravila?
743
00:50:58,700 --> 00:51:00,820
Nismo sami!
744
00:51:00,980 --> 00:51:03,700
To je privremena situacija.
Završio sam!
745
00:51:04,100 --> 00:51:04,940
Pusti me!
746
00:51:05,090 --> 00:51:08,900
Ovaj fenomen se već dogodio,
u Nevadi 1964.
747
00:51:09,050 --> 00:51:10,970
Nestalo je cijelo jedno selo
748
00:51:11,140 --> 00:51:13,420
i ponovno se pojavio sljedeći dan
30 milja daleko.
749
00:51:13,940 --> 00:51:15,580
Čuo sam za to.
750
00:51:15,740 --> 00:51:17,140
Bilo je sajmište.
751
00:51:18,100 --> 00:51:19,100
-Stvarno?
-Da.
752
00:51:22,490 --> 00:51:23,690
Zvuči logično.
753
00:51:26,860 --> 00:51:28,100
oprostite...
754
00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:33,260
Jeste li oženjeni?
Ne sjećam se iz vašeg dosjea.
755
00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:35,330
Poligamni.
756
00:51:35,810 --> 00:51:37,180
Pravo! "Lopigamno".
757
00:51:37,940 --> 00:51:39,100
Poligamni.
758
00:51:40,060 --> 00:51:41,180
Dakle, imali ste seks?
759
00:51:41,330 --> 00:51:44,180
Oprostite?
"Dakle, imali ste seks"?
760
00:51:44,780 --> 00:51:46,180
- Samo sam...
- Reci to opet!
761
00:51:46,340 --> 00:51:47,450
Svi smo imali seks.
762
00:51:47,620 --> 00:51:50,300
Kakvo je to pitanje?
Nikad se niste seksali?
763
00:51:50,450 --> 00:51:51,620
-Naravno.
-Nisi!
764
00:51:51,770 --> 00:51:54,380
- Htio sam znati jeste li.
- Vidiš da jesam.
765
00:51:54,530 --> 00:51:57,050
- I ja također.
- Ne, nikad nisi imala seks.
766
00:51:57,220 --> 00:51:59,300
sram vas bilo!
Nikad se nisi seksao!
767
00:51:59,450 --> 00:52:00,890
-Jesam. Ti učini ovo.
-Nema šanse!
768
00:52:01,060 --> 00:52:03,460
-Već sam to učinio.
-Kakav je osjećaj?
769
00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:05,930
Kao da drhtiš
s guščjim mesom.
770
00:52:07,100 --> 00:52:10,540
Naravno, poseksao sam se.
Barem sam namjeravao...
771
00:52:10,700 --> 00:52:12,290
Što me uopće briga!
772
00:52:12,860 --> 00:52:15,580
Nije li ovo šašavo?
Ovdje nema nikoga.
773
00:52:18,340 --> 00:52:19,540
Nitko ne odgovara.
774
00:52:19,700 --> 00:52:21,260
Apsolutno vosak.
775
00:52:21,410 --> 00:52:22,420
Udarac!
776
00:52:22,580 --> 00:52:23,860
udarac.
777
00:52:24,020 --> 00:52:25,100
udarac.
778
00:52:26,740 --> 00:52:28,580
Nikad nisam vidio nešto tako zastrašujuće.
779
00:52:28,730 --> 00:52:30,260
Sablastan.
780
00:52:30,580 --> 00:52:31,940
Ne kažeš zastrašujuće.
781
00:52:33,170 --> 00:52:36,100
Potpuno je daleko.
Sjećam se prvog puta...
782
00:52:36,260 --> 00:52:38,090
oprosti? Gdje potpuno vani?
783
00:52:38,930 --> 00:52:41,620
Daleko.
Baci se s tim, to je ulica.
784
00:52:41,780 --> 00:52:45,100
Zamisliti dva tjedna
Trebao sam biti u braku.
785
00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:46,820
Prsten na prstu!
786
00:52:46,970 --> 00:52:48,260
Jedanaest karata.
787
00:52:48,770 --> 00:52:49,940
Veliki sir.
788
00:52:50,090 --> 00:52:51,380
Teško sranje.
789
00:52:51,770 --> 00:52:54,530
nemam ništa protiv.
Već sam trebao biti mrtav.
790
00:52:54,700 --> 00:52:57,020
Ovo je super.
Bolje putovati sam nego...
791
00:52:57,170 --> 00:52:58,370
putovati mrtvi.
792
00:52:59,690 --> 00:53:01,730
Želiš li vidjeti nešto divlje?
793
00:53:03,410 --> 00:53:04,460
Skloni to.
794
00:53:04,610 --> 00:53:05,570
Gotovo s Bs.
795
00:53:05,740 --> 00:53:07,610
Želim ti nešto pokazati.
796
00:53:07,780 --> 00:53:08,690
Hvala.
797
00:53:09,220 --> 00:53:11,420
Dobrodošli u muzej Petit Palais.
798
00:53:11,570 --> 00:53:13,610
Nasuprot je Grand Palais.
799
00:53:13,780 --> 00:53:17,140
Prije dva mjeseca,
mogli ste vidjeti Medium Palais.
800
00:53:17,300 --> 00:53:19,220
-Ali prodali su ga SAD-u.
-Stvarno?
801
00:53:19,370 --> 00:53:22,130
Zvali su je Medium Palace.
802
00:53:22,460 --> 00:53:25,220
Pazi, voštio sam pod.
803
00:53:26,570 --> 00:53:27,820
To je tako otkačeno.
804
00:53:27,980 --> 00:53:29,780
Ne, rekao sam depiliran...
805
00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:33,170
Udario sam zapešće.
806
00:53:33,340 --> 00:53:36,050
Ako idete jurišati na kipove...
Curtis Expo?
807
00:53:36,220 --> 00:53:38,140
Tu držim svoje slike.
808
00:53:38,300 --> 00:53:39,580
Što je to?
809
00:53:39,740 --> 00:53:41,930
Luk stopala.
810
00:53:42,860 --> 00:53:44,500
- Ti si to uzeo?
-Iz NYC-a.
811
00:53:45,050 --> 00:53:45,890
I to?
812
00:53:46,060 --> 00:53:48,700
Mannskin Pis...
813
00:53:49,610 --> 00:53:52,420
- Veći je nego što sam mislio.
-Pet metara.
814
00:53:52,580 --> 00:53:53,420
U redu?
815
00:53:53,570 --> 00:53:56,260
Laboratorij za biljne lijekove! Savršen!
816
00:53:57,410 --> 00:53:58,660
Ovo je savršeno.
817
00:53:58,820 --> 00:54:00,100
Pun je biljaka.
818
00:54:00,260 --> 00:54:02,690
Svi lijekovi dolaze iz biljaka.
819
00:54:03,770 --> 00:54:06,700
Misliš da me to može izliječiti?
Sve to?
820
00:54:07,250 --> 00:54:08,810
Liječi li to zapešća?
821
00:54:09,500 --> 00:54:12,100
Aldrovanda vesiculosa?
Ne mislim tako.
822
00:54:12,620 --> 00:54:14,780
To je za...
823
00:54:14,930 --> 00:54:15,770
očni kapci.
824
00:54:15,940 --> 00:54:18,220
Ako imate ukočene ili bolne kapke.
825
00:54:18,380 --> 00:54:21,500
-Ukočeni kapci?
- Događa se. Fotografi...
826
00:54:21,650 --> 00:54:23,140
Kako si znao sve ovo?
827
00:54:23,300 --> 00:54:26,140
Već sam ti rekao, djede moj
828
00:54:26,300 --> 00:54:27,940
bio Chivaro...
829
00:54:29,180 --> 00:54:30,460
plemena Komanča.
830
00:54:30,890 --> 00:54:33,380
Kad bi moj djed mogao ovo vidjeti.
831
00:54:33,530 --> 00:54:35,380
Analizirajmo...
832
00:54:36,050 --> 00:54:38,180
savršeno! Sarsaparilla!
833
00:54:38,330 --> 00:54:39,340
Govoriš Štrumpf?
834
00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:41,740
Ne, Peyo ga je ukrao
od Komanča.
835
00:54:41,900 --> 00:54:45,140
Indijanci su ga koristili na rupama,
uglavnom rupe za strijele.
836
00:54:45,290 --> 00:54:46,130
Tvoj rukav.
837
00:54:46,610 --> 00:54:48,340
-Evo ga.
-Jesi li siguran?
838
00:54:48,500 --> 00:54:49,460
Određeno.
839
00:54:54,500 --> 00:54:55,420
Oprostite?
840
00:54:57,770 --> 00:54:58,610
Što je sve to?
841
00:54:58,780 --> 00:55:01,820
Bajalice Komanča.
Naučio me djed.
842
00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:04,490
Stani, svrbi me.
843
00:55:04,940 --> 00:55:06,580
Prestani! To je svrbež.
844
00:55:07,220 --> 00:55:08,330
Možda sam krivo shvatio.
845
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:10,900
- Zglob mi je ukočen i natečen!
- Idemo to analizirati.
846
00:55:14,740 --> 00:55:16,300
Prestani kukati.
847
00:55:16,460 --> 00:55:19,060
Ne, to je biljka koju koristite na koži.
848
00:55:19,220 --> 00:55:21,500
-To je leathera anatanae.
- To je tvoj rukav!
849
00:55:22,490 --> 00:55:24,580
-Što?
- To je tvoj rukav.
850
00:55:25,900 --> 00:55:26,740
oprosti
851
00:55:26,900 --> 00:55:29,300
Učini nešto, ne mogu to podnijeti.
852
00:55:29,860 --> 00:55:32,180
Biljka ima poput sićušnih pirana
853
00:55:32,330 --> 00:55:33,980
napadaju jedni druge...
854
00:55:34,130 --> 00:55:36,980
Izgledaju prilično hiper.
Mrzio bih to na svojoj koži.
855
00:55:37,130 --> 00:55:39,140
Jesi li lud?
Totalno svrbi!
856
00:55:39,290 --> 00:55:40,220
Naći ćemo kremu.
857
00:55:40,370 --> 00:55:42,700
Nema šanse!
Napravio si kurac od mene!
858
00:55:42,860 --> 00:55:43,970
Ja sam policajac!
859
00:55:45,620 --> 00:55:47,420
Moje oko! Upao si mi u oko!
860
00:55:47,570 --> 00:55:49,180
Bože moj, ne vidim!
861
00:55:49,850 --> 00:55:52,900
Možemo li sada ići kući?
Nema nigdje nikoga!
862
00:55:53,060 --> 00:55:57,140
Ali bit će ljudi u Marseilleu.
Sigurno ćemo nekoga naći.
863
00:55:57,290 --> 00:55:58,780
Kako ćeš ih pronaći?
864
00:55:58,940 --> 00:56:02,210
S mojim najnovijim dostignućem
policijske antene,
865
00:56:02,380 --> 00:56:06,500
Mogu otkriti znakove života
udaljen 200 metara.
866
00:56:13,940 --> 00:56:17,210
Von Strudel,
Obići ćemo Maginot...
867
00:56:17,380 --> 00:56:18,220
prestani
868
00:56:19,010 --> 00:56:20,420
daj mi ruku
869
00:56:20,570 --> 00:56:23,060
dođi ovamo
Moram ti nešto reći.
870
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:24,220
Što?
871
00:56:24,700 --> 00:56:26,420
Moje pravo ime nije Curtis.
872
00:56:27,290 --> 00:56:30,530
Moje pravo ime je Abdelkader.
Ja sam Arapin.
873
00:56:31,130 --> 00:56:32,300
Što?
874
00:56:32,450 --> 00:56:33,500
nikad ti nisam rekao.
875
00:56:33,650 --> 00:56:35,210
Ne misliš valjda ozbiljno.
876
00:56:35,860 --> 00:56:37,130
ja sam ozbiljan.
877
00:56:37,300 --> 00:56:38,690
Muka mi je od tebe!
878
00:56:38,860 --> 00:56:39,860
Ohladite se.
879
00:56:40,340 --> 00:56:41,570
smiri se!
880
00:56:42,140 --> 00:56:43,460
Kaže da je Arapin.
881
00:56:43,610 --> 00:56:46,010
Muka mi je od tebe!
882
00:56:46,180 --> 00:56:48,980
-Zašto? 'Jer sam Arap.
- Ne, jer si mi lagao.
883
00:56:49,130 --> 00:56:50,060
smiri se
884
00:56:50,210 --> 00:56:52,730
Gospodin Curtis iz Argentine, rekao je.
885
00:56:53,260 --> 00:56:55,340
Ja sam Abdelkader iz Argenteuila.
886
00:56:56,140 --> 00:56:58,700
Vi ste stvorili
jedan vražji alter-ego.
887
00:57:00,820 --> 00:57:03,340
Uglavnom, pola priznanja
bolje od časne sestre.
888
00:57:04,370 --> 00:57:05,980
Osvojio si bitnika.
889
00:57:06,140 --> 00:57:07,940
Donijeli ste piknik?
890
00:57:08,090 --> 00:57:10,490
da,
za Abdelkadera iz Argenteuila.
891
00:57:10,940 --> 00:57:12,940
To je tako slatko.
892
00:57:13,100 --> 00:57:14,330
-Gervaisa?
-Što?
893
00:57:14,930 --> 00:57:17,980
To je prvi put u desetljećima
je li tko kuhao za mene.
894
00:57:18,500 --> 00:57:22,300
Prestani. Tvoja mama je kuhala za tebe
kad si bio dijete.
895
00:57:22,460 --> 00:57:25,060
-Šališ se!
- Evo, tabule. Merguez...
896
00:57:25,220 --> 00:57:27,140
Mama me nikad nije pazila
ovako
897
00:57:27,290 --> 00:57:30,530
Da, znam. Vidio sam dokumentarac
o Arapima jednom.
898
00:57:30,700 --> 00:57:33,580
Nakon rođenja,
prepušten si sam sebi.
899
00:57:33,740 --> 00:57:35,810
Miješaš nas s hijenama.
900
00:57:36,860 --> 00:57:37,970
Ako si Arapin,
901
00:57:38,300 --> 00:57:39,650
ti ne jedeš čips.
902
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:41,860
Ne, ne jedem čips.
903
00:57:42,940 --> 00:57:46,220
Pojest ću tvoj dio
a ja ću ti dati svoje jaje.
904
00:57:47,540 --> 00:57:49,490
Ovo nikad nikome nisam rekao...
905
00:57:50,420 --> 00:57:51,940
Mora da sam imao 11 godina
906
00:57:52,100 --> 00:57:54,020
i da privučem pažnju svojih roditelja,
907
00:57:54,170 --> 00:57:56,210
Jednom sam se potrudio u školi.
908
00:57:57,460 --> 00:57:59,300
Dobio sam 11 od 20 iz matematike.
909
00:57:59,810 --> 00:58:01,580
A kad si imao 12, imao si 12?
910
00:58:03,890 --> 00:58:04,730
oprosti
911
00:58:06,820 --> 00:58:09,050
Matematika je ta koja si morao...
912
00:58:09,220 --> 00:58:13,180
Dobri ste u matematici.
Mislim, nisi li ti izmislio matematiku?
913
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:16,420
oprosti slušam te.
914
00:58:17,180 --> 00:58:18,980
Nosim test kući...
915
00:58:19,340 --> 00:58:20,930
Nema reakcije mojih roditelja.
916
00:58:21,620 --> 00:58:22,700
To je tvrdo kuhano!
917
00:58:25,660 --> 00:58:27,770
Nakon tri dana idem kod mame...
918
00:58:28,340 --> 00:58:31,180
Pogledam je, a ona progunđa:
"Nije loše."
919
00:58:31,340 --> 00:58:32,980
Nije loše, nije loše...
920
00:58:33,140 --> 00:58:34,820
Moja mama govori francuski.
921
00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:38,780
Bilo je samo 11 od 20.
922
00:58:38,930 --> 00:58:40,850
Za mene je 11 odličan rezultat.
923
00:58:41,020 --> 00:58:42,260
Bez šale!
924
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:46,010
Dobiti 11 bilo je pravo postignuće.
925
00:58:46,180 --> 00:58:48,620
A njezino "nije loše"
stvarno me naljutio!
926
00:58:49,610 --> 00:58:52,010
sljedeći dan,
Spakirao sam se i otišao.
927
00:58:52,180 --> 00:58:53,810
-Sa 11 godina?
-Jedanaest, da.
928
00:58:54,410 --> 00:58:56,860
Vaš ruksak, kus-kus i...
929
00:58:57,820 --> 00:58:59,740
Ne, sve je stalo u torbici.
930
00:59:00,290 --> 00:59:02,380
Nikada prije nisam ovo nikome rekao.
931
00:59:02,690 --> 00:59:04,820
Iskreno, boli.
932
00:59:07,130 --> 00:59:08,420
Dirnut sam.
933
00:59:08,570 --> 00:59:11,540
Ako u 11.
izgubio si obitelj Arapa...
934
00:59:12,140 --> 00:59:13,250
To je ipak obitelj!
935
00:59:13,420 --> 00:59:15,650
Ništa strašno, bili su Arapi.
936
00:59:16,370 --> 00:59:18,860
Osvojili ste novi Gervais!
937
00:59:19,010 --> 00:59:20,380
Dođi po svoj zagrljaj!
938
00:59:20,930 --> 00:59:22,130
Ovo je glupo.
939
00:59:23,330 --> 00:59:24,820
Nevjerojatno je!
940
00:59:26,060 --> 00:59:29,690
Gervais, tako je dobar osjećaj.
Nikad nisam dobio zagrljaje.
941
00:59:34,340 --> 00:59:36,140
Isuse! Ti si gladni zeko.
942
00:59:36,290 --> 00:59:38,260
Čujem kako ti krči trbuh.
943
00:59:39,170 --> 00:59:40,540
To nije moj trbuh.
944
00:59:45,260 --> 00:59:48,020
Pazi! Što dovraga?
Curtis! Dođi ovamo!
945
00:59:48,170 --> 00:59:49,420
Dođi ovamo!
946
00:59:50,380 --> 00:59:51,530
-Ne!
-Čekati!
947
00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:54,260
- Ne, čekat ću.
-Curtis, čekaj!
948
00:59:57,820 --> 01:00:00,530
Za ugodan miran odmor,
predlažem
949
01:00:00,700 --> 01:00:03,410
rivijera.
Družite se s obitelji...
950
01:00:03,890 --> 01:00:06,020
Opustite se nekoliko dana...
951
01:00:06,170 --> 01:00:09,740
Začinjena hrana, masaže, sunce,
puni paket.
952
01:00:20,620 --> 01:00:21,620
Sada!
953
01:00:23,690 --> 01:00:25,490
Hej, to je onaj kreten Curtis!
954
01:00:28,700 --> 01:00:30,220
I Curtis ide u St. Tropez!
955
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:32,810
Reći ću ti kada. Budite oprezni!
956
01:00:32,980 --> 01:00:34,730
Iskrvarit ću te kao svinju!
957
01:00:35,860 --> 01:00:36,890
hajde bre
958
01:00:37,540 --> 01:00:40,540
Jebeni glupi piknik!
959
01:00:47,260 --> 01:00:48,140
Šupak!
960
01:00:49,060 --> 01:00:50,780
-Šupčino!
- Ovo znači...
961
01:00:50,930 --> 01:00:54,500
Tvoja glupa ideja za piknik!
Nasred autoceste!
962
01:00:54,650 --> 01:00:55,490
Mičite se!
963
01:00:55,660 --> 01:00:56,980
- S vedrije strane...
- Gubi se!
964
01:00:57,140 --> 01:00:59,420
- Ljudi su se vratili.
- To je problem!
965
01:00:59,570 --> 01:01:02,210
Zar nisi vidio?
To je problem.
966
01:01:02,380 --> 01:01:03,700
Ako me razreže...
967
01:01:04,850 --> 01:01:06,220
Isjeći ću te!
968
01:01:06,740 --> 01:01:08,020
Nisam štruca kruha.
969
01:01:10,660 --> 01:01:13,220
Ovdje smo parkirani.
970
01:01:14,690 --> 01:01:16,900
ubit ću te!
971
01:01:17,060 --> 01:01:20,060
To je dobro, Abdelkader, pusti to van!
972
01:01:20,210 --> 01:01:22,970
Pitam se
što još radim ovdje s tobom.
973
01:01:23,140 --> 01:01:24,530
pogledaj...
974
01:01:25,300 --> 01:01:28,460
Nisam znala.
Kako sam mogao znati? Daj mi odmor.
975
01:01:28,610 --> 01:01:30,770
Vratili su se za nekoliko minuta.
976
01:01:31,250 --> 01:01:34,850
To je dobar znak.
Sljedeći put, pola sata.
977
01:01:35,020 --> 01:01:37,010
Vrijeme nakon toga, sat vremena...
978
01:01:37,180 --> 01:01:39,340
-I vrijeme nakon toga, ja sam mrtav.
-To je ludo.
979
01:01:39,500 --> 01:01:44,060
Pomoći ću ti s Bouglionijevim.
Naći ćemo rješenje.
980
01:01:44,210 --> 01:01:47,300
sviđaš mi se,
ali moraš se potruditi.
981
01:01:47,450 --> 01:01:49,900
-Stop! Što se događa?
-Dobro sam.
982
01:01:50,060 --> 01:01:52,130
Gle, usta ti drhte.
983
01:01:54,020 --> 01:01:55,490
-Koji vrag?
- Vrati to natrag!
984
01:01:55,940 --> 01:01:57,220
radim sve za tebe.
985
01:01:58,820 --> 01:02:01,730
Ogrebao si ga!
Ubit će me.
986
01:02:02,420 --> 01:02:04,540
Možete li vjerovati?
Mladi danas...
987
01:02:04,700 --> 01:02:05,980
-Gervaisa?
-Što?
988
01:02:06,940 --> 01:02:08,570
Što ti se sviđa kod mene?
989
01:02:09,580 --> 01:02:10,420
ne razumijem
990
01:02:10,580 --> 01:02:12,740
Rekao si da ti se sviđam,
ali ne možeš.
991
01:02:12,890 --> 01:02:15,260
Loviš me deset godina,
sad ti se sviđam?
992
01:02:15,410 --> 01:02:18,770
To je čisto, nesebično prijateljstvo,
biti fin.
993
01:02:18,940 --> 01:02:21,260
Dakle, što vam se najviše sviđa?
994
01:02:21,410 --> 01:02:23,500
- Ispraznit ćeš bateriju.
-Hajde!
995
01:02:24,050 --> 01:02:25,940
- Ono što mi se sviđa kod tebe...
- Pretvorio sam se u uši.
996
01:02:26,620 --> 01:02:28,300
Moraš biti brži od toga.
997
01:02:28,460 --> 01:02:30,940
Kad uđem u sobu,
misliš...
998
01:02:31,100 --> 01:02:33,410
-Taj tip je tako...
- On je tako...
999
01:02:33,580 --> 01:02:36,260
- Najviše volim...
-Je li...
1000
01:02:36,770 --> 01:02:38,060
Jesi li to ti...
1001
01:02:38,210 --> 01:02:40,220
Više nego itko drugi koga znam.
1002
01:02:40,370 --> 01:02:41,450
Ozbiljno?
1003
01:02:41,620 --> 01:02:43,220
Jeste li to primijetili?
1004
01:02:44,500 --> 01:02:47,500
Volim kad kažeš
takve stvari... Pet!
1005
01:02:47,740 --> 01:02:48,580
pet što?
1006
01:02:48,740 --> 01:02:50,140
Daj mi pet!
1007
01:02:52,850 --> 01:02:54,860
Hej, budi oprezan.
1008
01:02:55,010 --> 01:02:56,180
- Isuse!
- Pregrijava se.
1009
01:02:56,330 --> 01:02:58,940
Vratili su se. znao sam!
1010
01:02:59,090 --> 01:03:01,850
baš sam pametna! Ja sam giga-pametan!
1011
01:03:02,180 --> 01:03:03,220
Bouglionijevi!
1012
01:03:03,380 --> 01:03:04,940
znao sam! baš sam pametna!
1013
01:03:05,090 --> 01:03:06,860
Ne dopustite im da se vrate.
1014
01:03:07,010 --> 01:03:09,140
znao sam! Vratio si se!
1015
01:03:09,940 --> 01:03:11,060
Juliette!
1016
01:03:12,980 --> 01:03:14,540
ja sam dobro
1017
01:03:14,810 --> 01:03:15,740
Da!
1018
01:03:16,540 --> 01:03:18,620
- Jeste li dobro, gospodine?
-Baš divno.
1019
01:03:18,770 --> 01:03:20,210
Broj šest.
1020
01:03:20,380 --> 01:03:22,340
Sedamdeset sedam osamdeset, molim.
1021
01:03:22,490 --> 01:03:23,570
oprosti?
1022
01:03:23,740 --> 01:03:25,060
-Pumpa broj šest?
-Da.
1023
01:03:25,220 --> 01:03:26,540
Sedamdeset sedam osamdeset.
1024
01:03:26,690 --> 01:03:29,140
Nisi jebeno...
mislim...
1025
01:03:30,290 --> 01:03:32,260
tu si
1026
01:03:32,900 --> 01:03:34,100
Hvala, gospodine.
1027
01:03:34,250 --> 01:03:35,570
Što je ovo?
1028
01:03:38,900 --> 01:03:39,890
PLJAČKA U ZAKLADI ART
1029
01:03:40,060 --> 01:03:42,940
Louvre je ogoljen
od strane tajanstvenog...
1030
01:03:45,770 --> 01:03:46,730
Jesi li siguran da si dobro?
1031
01:03:46,900 --> 01:03:48,380
dobro sam Gdje je telefon?
1032
01:03:49,250 --> 01:03:51,860
Dvadeset pet minuta za plaćanje.
Ovo je glupo!
1033
01:03:53,140 --> 01:03:53,980
Gervaisa.
1034
01:03:54,140 --> 01:03:55,730
Zamrznuti! Policija!
1035
01:03:55,900 --> 01:03:57,140
ustani!
1036
01:03:57,290 --> 01:03:58,420
-Ruke gore!
-Miči se!
1037
01:03:58,580 --> 01:04:01,100
U redu, izlazim.
ja ustajem.
1038
01:04:07,060 --> 01:04:08,420
gdje si bila
1039
01:04:08,570 --> 01:04:09,740
Na Champs-Elysées.
1040
01:04:09,890 --> 01:04:11,810
Sjednite u ured.
1041
01:04:13,460 --> 01:04:14,740
Gdje si bio?
1042
01:04:14,930 --> 01:04:15,770
Bok, dušo...
1043
01:04:15,940 --> 01:04:18,980
Bježi mi.
Što mislite tko ste?
1044
01:04:19,130 --> 01:04:20,090
Ali nisam mogao...
1045
01:04:20,260 --> 01:04:21,580
Nisi mogao što?
1046
01:04:21,740 --> 01:04:23,980
- Rekao si...
-Ja govorim!
1047
01:04:24,140 --> 01:04:26,780
Ne prekidaj!
Ti sve govoriš,
1048
01:04:26,930 --> 01:04:28,250
zoveš me 15 puta dnevno
1049
01:04:28,420 --> 01:04:30,650
a onda nestaneš! Vjenčanje!
1050
01:04:30,820 --> 01:04:32,380
Gervais, vjenčanje!
1051
01:04:32,540 --> 01:04:36,170
zapamti,
Ja sam bio taj koji je predložio...
1052
01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:38,300
Pa zašto bih jednostavno nestao?
1053
01:04:38,450 --> 01:04:40,180
Kako izgledam?
1054
01:04:40,340 --> 01:04:43,180
Ponašao si se kao dijete
koji ne zna odgovoriti na pitanje.
1055
01:04:43,340 --> 01:04:44,210
Ne prekidaj!
1056
01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:45,940
Zamislimo samo...
1057
01:04:46,100 --> 01:04:46,940
Javiš se...
1058
01:04:47,090 --> 01:04:49,820
Shvaćate li
koliko me košta catering?
1059
01:04:49,970 --> 01:04:51,020
Vrati se polako tamo.
1060
01:04:51,170 --> 01:04:52,130
Što se događa?
1061
01:04:52,610 --> 01:04:54,700
Samo neki prijatelji koji rade svoj posao.
1062
01:04:55,130 --> 01:04:57,380
Imala sam velike planove. Išli smo daleko.
Sjediti!
1063
01:04:57,530 --> 01:04:58,490
Ja sjedim.
1064
01:04:58,660 --> 01:04:59,740
Ne ti!
1065
01:05:00,530 --> 01:05:01,370
Pravo.
1066
01:05:01,540 --> 01:05:03,530
To mora boljeti.
1067
01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:05,690
-Što se događa iza tebe?
- ništa.
1068
01:05:05,860 --> 01:05:09,460
Napravio si budalu od mene.
Nije te briga, nemaš obitelj.
1069
01:05:09,620 --> 01:05:12,260
-Dolje!
-U nečijem sam uredu.
1070
01:05:12,410 --> 01:05:13,730
Ne mogu.
1071
01:05:13,900 --> 01:05:15,500
Nisam mislio na tebe!
1072
01:05:15,650 --> 01:05:17,260
oprosti
1073
01:05:18,260 --> 01:05:19,940
Znam što možemo učiniti.
1074
01:05:20,090 --> 01:05:22,420
Zovite svećenika
i sredi to za subotu.
1075
01:05:22,580 --> 01:05:25,100
U subotu sam slobodan. Subota je dobra.
1076
01:05:25,250 --> 01:05:26,450
Ti si bol!
1077
01:05:28,250 --> 01:05:30,340
Hajde, Kenzo.
Bacimo se na posao.
1078
01:05:31,180 --> 01:05:32,690
Prestani biti djetinjast.
1079
01:05:32,860 --> 01:05:35,780
On će nam samo reći gdje
slike su ako njega pitate.
1080
01:05:35,930 --> 01:05:38,330
- Dobro, dajem ostavku.
-Oprostite?
1081
01:05:39,140 --> 01:05:40,490
Mama mi je rekla u bolnici...
1082
01:05:40,660 --> 01:05:41,980
boli me briga!
1083
01:05:42,140 --> 01:05:43,730
Idi ispitati osumnjičenika.
1084
01:05:43,900 --> 01:05:47,380
Ako se nađem oči u oči s njim,
svi ćete nestati.
1085
01:05:57,410 --> 01:05:59,690
Nije šala.
1086
01:05:59,860 --> 01:06:00,980
Mama ti jebem!
1087
01:06:01,130 --> 01:06:02,140
Šupak!
1088
01:06:04,660 --> 01:06:05,540
šuti!
1089
01:06:05,690 --> 01:06:07,250
Nisam ja, on je.
1090
01:06:07,420 --> 01:06:09,100
Kaže šuti!
1091
01:06:09,650 --> 01:06:11,570
Ni riječi više!
1092
01:06:11,740 --> 01:06:12,740
Ni riječi više!
1093
01:06:12,890 --> 01:06:13,940
U redu je, pozorniče.
1094
01:06:14,090 --> 01:06:16,580
Ne čujem ga! Ne mogu ga vidjeti!
1095
01:06:18,290 --> 01:06:21,220
-Ti kopile koje bode nož u leđa!
- Ne čujem te.
1096
01:06:21,380 --> 01:06:24,410
đubre jedno!
1097
01:06:24,820 --> 01:06:26,330
Bezvrijedno sranje!
1098
01:06:27,620 --> 01:06:29,260
tako je.
1099
01:06:29,930 --> 01:06:32,780
Sada znam i kako to funkcionira.
Hajde, otvori.
1100
01:06:33,820 --> 01:06:35,330
Ako želiš vidjeti svoju ribu,
1101
01:06:35,500 --> 01:06:38,180
moramo krenuti,
pa idi po ključeve.
1102
01:06:38,740 --> 01:06:39,820
Brzo!
1103
01:06:40,850 --> 01:06:42,700
To je tako nepravedno...
1104
01:06:46,850 --> 01:06:48,740
Želiš li prijevoz natrag u Pariz?
1105
01:06:48,890 --> 01:06:51,220
- Gubi se, izdajniče!
-Hajde molim te.
1106
01:06:51,740 --> 01:06:53,140
Ajde Curtis...
1107
01:06:58,970 --> 01:07:00,580
Odličan auto!
1108
01:07:03,460 --> 01:07:05,810
Sranje! To je sasvim u redu.
u redu je!
1109
01:07:38,380 --> 01:07:39,410
Što on vozi?
1110
01:07:41,690 --> 01:07:42,860
Prebrzo juriš!
1111
01:07:47,620 --> 01:07:48,820
Podi ga!
1112
01:07:49,220 --> 01:07:50,180
Treća brzina!
1113
01:07:51,740 --> 01:07:53,020
Idemo, Gervais!
1114
01:08:00,890 --> 01:08:03,580
Kao kad sam pucao na tebe,
i uvijek promašen.
1115
01:08:03,740 --> 01:08:05,140
Učinio sam to namjerno!
1116
01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:07,370
Da, namjerno, Curtis!
1117
01:08:07,540 --> 01:08:11,330
To nije čin izdajice.
čuješ li me
1118
01:08:11,690 --> 01:08:12,860
Curtis?
1119
01:08:15,410 --> 01:08:19,010
Bi li te izdajica vodio u prometu
kao ja?
1120
01:08:22,300 --> 01:08:24,500
Rekao sam "Nastavi!
1121
01:08:24,650 --> 01:08:27,050
Stani, dolazi kamion!"
1122
01:08:27,980 --> 01:08:30,980
A kamion te je promašio,
pomalo kao ta igra
1123
01:08:31,130 --> 01:08:33,580
kada morate pomaknuti svoju žabu.
1124
01:08:33,740 --> 01:08:37,130
Kao da jesam
još jedna žaba kaže...
1125
01:08:38,980 --> 01:08:39,820
A ti...
1126
01:08:41,090 --> 01:08:43,250
Skakućeš i izbjegavaš aute.
1127
01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:47,660
Izdajica bi rekao
"Hajde, žabo, dođi, dođi".
1128
01:08:50,140 --> 01:08:51,260
Croak, prijatelju!
1129
01:08:51,410 --> 01:08:53,660
Žao mi je, ali mislite li stvarno
1130
01:08:53,810 --> 01:08:57,100
rekao bi svoje pravo ime
izdajniku?
1131
01:08:59,210 --> 01:09:00,770
Odmahujem glavom.
1132
01:09:00,940 --> 01:09:02,380
Ne biste to rekli.
1133
01:09:02,540 --> 01:09:04,780
I sada znam
tvoje ime je Mouloud...
1134
01:09:04,940 --> 01:09:06,530
Nije važno.
1135
01:09:06,700 --> 01:09:08,450
Bitno je da si mi rekao.
1136
01:09:08,620 --> 01:09:11,620
Trebamo više ljudi
dajući svoje pravo ime
1137
01:09:11,780 --> 01:09:14,260
izdajnicima. Ili prijatelji.
1138
01:09:15,100 --> 01:09:17,690
-On je bolestan.
-Kad smo se prvi put sreli, bili smo...
1139
01:09:17,860 --> 01:09:20,810
poznanstva.
Tada smo postali...
1140
01:09:20,980 --> 01:09:22,940
Prestani pričati sranja!
1141
01:09:23,090 --> 01:09:24,380
... vrsta prijatelja.
1142
01:09:24,530 --> 01:09:26,380
A sada smo pravi prijatelji.
1143
01:09:26,780 --> 01:09:29,620
Moraš mi vjerovati.
imam ideju...
1144
01:09:29,780 --> 01:09:30,700
Sranje, što je to?
1145
01:09:30,860 --> 01:09:32,500
BUDILA PRVE SRIJEDE U MJESECU
1146
01:09:32,860 --> 01:09:33,820
Curtis!
1147
01:09:34,250 --> 01:09:36,620
Odmah se vraćam.
Prijateljstvo je zauvijek.
1148
01:09:38,930 --> 01:09:41,260
Ti si totalni kreten!
1149
01:09:47,180 --> 01:09:48,980
Pusti!
1150
01:09:59,300 --> 01:10:00,620
Hej, Curtis.
1151
01:10:00,770 --> 01:10:02,620
Oprostite na smetnji.
1152
01:10:09,770 --> 01:10:12,290
Ako ovo uspije,
moja tehnika je nepogrešiva.
1153
01:10:13,340 --> 01:10:15,770
Patentirati ću to kod policije.
1154
01:10:16,100 --> 01:10:18,020
O ne, crveno svjetlo!
1155
01:10:18,820 --> 01:10:20,090
Evo ga!
1156
01:10:22,300 --> 01:10:23,660
On je tamo gore, da!
1157
01:10:23,810 --> 01:10:24,890
znao sam!
1158
01:10:25,060 --> 01:10:26,620
Moja tehnika radi.
1159
01:10:26,780 --> 01:10:28,580
znao sam!
1160
01:10:37,820 --> 01:10:38,980
Prokletstvo!
1161
01:10:39,140 --> 01:10:41,180
Što on, dovraga, radi ovdje?
1162
01:10:41,690 --> 01:10:42,770
Došao sam se ispričati.
1163
01:10:42,940 --> 01:10:44,980
Žao mi je, Curtis.
1164
01:10:45,140 --> 01:10:48,140
Ne pretvaraš se u prijatelja
u policiju, kao i ja.
1165
01:10:48,290 --> 01:10:49,540
Da, naravno.
1166
01:10:49,700 --> 01:10:50,930
nije u redu
1167
01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:55,300
Spaljujem tvoju datoteku.
1168
01:10:55,820 --> 01:10:58,660
Nema više Curtisa u evidenciji.
On ne postoji.
1169
01:10:58,820 --> 01:11:02,300
Abdelkader iz Argenteuila, naravno.
On je sjajan tip.
1170
01:11:02,810 --> 01:11:05,500
Ali Curtis?
Nikad ga nisam upoznao, ne poznajem ga.
1171
01:11:06,650 --> 01:11:08,780
Muči me, neću reći ni riječi.
1172
01:11:09,380 --> 01:11:10,940
Izvoli! Nestao je.
1173
01:11:13,820 --> 01:11:14,860
Bio je umjetnik.
1174
01:11:15,580 --> 01:11:16,660
Art je bio on.
1175
01:11:17,420 --> 01:11:18,700
Ti si moj poštar.
1176
01:11:20,330 --> 01:11:22,460
Kako ste me našli ovdje?
1177
01:11:22,610 --> 01:11:24,740
Zahvaljujući mojoj tehnici.
Djeluje!
1178
01:11:24,890 --> 01:11:27,380
Primijetio sam da voliš repove.
1179
01:11:27,530 --> 01:11:30,170
Voliš 50 Cent,
i znam tvoju omiljenu pjesmu.
1180
01:11:30,340 --> 01:11:33,410
Zabavni park.
To vodi u zoološki vrt. Očito je.
1181
01:11:33,820 --> 01:11:36,890
Možeš li se prestati kretati,
pa možemo razgovarati?
1182
01:11:38,930 --> 01:11:41,060
To je čudna tehnika koju imaš.
1183
01:11:41,210 --> 01:11:43,300
Koliko vrata
ima li vaša zgrada?
1184
01:11:43,460 --> 01:11:46,180
Zapravo, to je poput tebe.
Prilično jezivo.
1185
01:11:46,340 --> 01:11:48,170
Otkačen tip, otkačena tehnika.
1186
01:11:48,340 --> 01:11:49,370
super je
1187
01:11:49,820 --> 01:11:50,980
a ti si cool.
1188
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:52,970
Nadao sam se da ćeš to reći.
1189
01:11:56,540 --> 01:11:59,180
Sada će se ljudi vratiti.
1190
01:12:02,260 --> 01:12:03,460
Ne, nitko se nije vratio.
1191
01:12:07,700 --> 01:12:09,890
Stani, stani.
1192
01:12:10,900 --> 01:12:11,860
Čekati.
1193
01:12:13,580 --> 01:12:14,900
Daj mi poljubac.
1194
01:12:15,050 --> 01:12:15,980
dodirni me!
1195
01:12:16,490 --> 01:12:17,570
Prestani.
1196
01:12:17,740 --> 01:12:19,100
-Što je ovo?
- Pomazi me.
1197
01:12:19,250 --> 01:12:21,340
-Što je ovo?
-Koga briga! miluj me.
1198
01:12:21,500 --> 01:12:23,980
- Zajebavaš me!
-Zašto?
1199
01:12:24,140 --> 01:12:26,620
Pizzeria La Mozzarella!
To nije moj dosje!
1200
01:12:27,140 --> 01:12:28,580
Veseli kus-kus...
1201
01:12:28,730 --> 01:12:31,180
-To je...
- Upravo si spalio račune za ručak.
1202
01:12:31,340 --> 01:12:35,060
La Chipolatax! Ti seronjo,
Nikad tamo nisam jeo!
1203
01:12:35,210 --> 01:12:36,290
Gdje je moj dosje?
1204
01:12:36,650 --> 01:12:38,900
- Vaš dosje?
-Ti idiote!
1205
01:12:39,050 --> 01:12:40,340
Imam ga ovdje.
1206
01:12:40,940 --> 01:12:43,370
Ako nastaviš lagati,
nitko se neće vratiti.
1207
01:12:43,540 --> 01:12:45,650
- Imam ga ovdje.
- Dakle, spali ga.
1208
01:12:46,700 --> 01:12:50,060
-Već sam spalio jednu.
- Rekao si da ćeš zapaliti taj.
1209
01:12:50,690 --> 01:12:52,340
Znaš, požar...
1210
01:12:52,820 --> 01:12:54,050
Spali ga!
1211
01:12:54,770 --> 01:12:56,060
Ne mogu ga spaliti.
1212
01:12:56,210 --> 01:12:57,860
-Teško sranje.
-Čekati!
1213
01:13:02,660 --> 01:13:04,010
Sjajna fotka.
1214
01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:08,180
-Oh ne...
-Eto ti!
1215
01:13:08,780 --> 01:13:12,220
ti si lud!
Ovdje su djeca!
1216
01:13:12,380 --> 01:13:14,020
Potpuno ludo!
1217
01:13:14,570 --> 01:13:17,060
- Što, dušo?
- Vidi, to je tvoj prijatelj!
1218
01:13:17,210 --> 01:13:18,500
Hej, braćo, ovdje Curtis!
1219
01:13:18,650 --> 01:13:19,850
Zgrabi ga!
1220
01:13:20,020 --> 01:13:21,260
Prepusti ga meni!
1221
01:13:21,410 --> 01:13:24,220
Tražili smo te.
Baci ga lavovima.
1222
01:13:24,380 --> 01:13:25,780
Vidimo se, Curtis...
1223
01:13:26,300 --> 01:13:27,530
Je li on tvoj prijatelj?
1224
01:13:28,100 --> 01:13:29,810
- Je li on tvoj prijatelj?
-Samo sam u prolazu.
1225
01:13:29,980 --> 01:13:31,700
- Gubi se odavde!
- Upravo sam se spremao.
1226
01:13:31,850 --> 01:13:33,050
Mama ti jebem!
1227
01:13:33,220 --> 01:13:35,810
Izdajice!
Ti si pravi izdajica!
1228
01:13:44,090 --> 01:13:45,980
Što je ovo dovraga?
1229
01:13:46,540 --> 01:13:47,900
Gdje su svi nestali?
1230
01:13:48,260 --> 01:13:50,060
-Trčanje!
-Kamo ide?
1231
01:13:50,210 --> 01:13:51,050
Uhvatite ga!
1232
01:13:52,580 --> 01:13:53,570
ovuda!
1233
01:13:53,740 --> 01:13:56,810
- Usporit ćeš me!
- Zajedno ćemo pronaći rješenje.
1234
01:13:59,180 --> 01:14:00,170
ostavi me...
1235
01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:08,090
-Uhvatite ga!
- On je moj!
1236
01:14:11,210 --> 01:14:12,770
Moja piletina dolazi gore.
1237
01:14:12,940 --> 01:14:14,500
Usporit ću te.
1238
01:14:14,660 --> 01:14:15,500
Idi po njega.
1239
01:14:15,650 --> 01:14:16,940
hajde bre
1240
01:14:17,690 --> 01:14:19,340
Imate vilicu.
1241
01:14:19,490 --> 01:14:20,780
Prsnite mu!
1242
01:14:38,260 --> 01:14:39,770
Hajde, Gervais.
1243
01:14:39,940 --> 01:14:41,380
Nemamo cijeli dan!
1244
01:14:42,260 --> 01:14:43,580
Hvataju nas!
1245
01:14:45,380 --> 01:14:48,340
- Skoči, dovraga!
-Samo naprijed. Ja ću ih zadržati.
1246
01:14:48,500 --> 01:14:50,210
Ne čujem.
Dođi ovamo i reci.
1247
01:14:50,380 --> 01:14:51,820
ne mogu!
1248
01:14:51,980 --> 01:14:53,420
Hajde, Gervais!
1249
01:14:58,340 --> 01:14:59,420
Svi!
1250
01:15:00,140 --> 01:15:01,490
Nema nikoga.
1251
01:15:05,210 --> 01:15:07,420
Hajde, moraš to htjeti!
1252
01:15:12,020 --> 01:15:13,250
Izvoli!
1253
01:15:14,260 --> 01:15:15,890
Uspravi se.
1254
01:15:16,060 --> 01:15:17,450
Vaši trbušnjaci. Gurnuti!
1255
01:15:17,620 --> 01:15:19,700
Uspravi se.
1256
01:15:20,450 --> 01:15:21,460
Ti to možeš.
1257
01:15:32,660 --> 01:15:34,420
Razbij ga!
1258
01:15:41,540 --> 01:15:42,940
Što se događa? Skočio si?
1259
01:15:43,100 --> 01:15:44,690
Zašto si skočio?
1260
01:15:46,340 --> 01:15:48,860
ti si sretnik! prošli tjedan,
Dostavljao sam kaktuse.
1261
01:15:54,650 --> 01:15:57,410
Mora biti nekakav prolaz
1262
01:15:57,580 --> 01:15:58,780
u prostoru i vremenu.
1263
01:15:59,330 --> 01:16:01,060
Slijedit ću ih.
1264
01:16:02,260 --> 01:16:04,370
-Jeste li sigurni?
-Gledaj me dok nestajem.
1265
01:16:04,540 --> 01:16:06,460
Prvo bismo trebali provjeriti...
1266
01:16:10,060 --> 01:16:12,100
Još te mogu vidjeti. Je li to normalno?
1267
01:16:15,410 --> 01:16:16,940
Blanchette?
1268
01:16:19,970 --> 01:16:21,460
Hoćeš da idem s tobom?
1269
01:16:22,700 --> 01:16:25,370
Što ćeš učiniti?
kamo ideš
1270
01:16:25,850 --> 01:16:29,450
Imaš posao, vjenčanje, ženu,
puno stvari za napraviti.
1271
01:16:29,620 --> 01:16:31,730
Vidimo se, prijatelju!
1272
01:16:31,900 --> 01:16:33,170
"Arriverdacioni!"
1273
01:16:33,340 --> 01:16:35,540
Što je s Bouglionijevima?
1274
01:16:36,260 --> 01:16:38,780
Idem prvim letom
van odavde.
1275
01:16:38,930 --> 01:16:41,210
Ja sam umjetnik.
Pošalji me bilo gdje, dobro sam.
1276
01:16:41,380 --> 01:16:43,610
Snalazim se bilo gdje. Brinuti!
1277
01:16:43,780 --> 01:16:44,900
vidimo se
1278
01:16:46,700 --> 01:16:48,460
Zar ne želiš doći na moje vjenčanje?
1279
01:16:48,620 --> 01:16:50,330
-Kada je?
-Subota.
1280
01:16:50,500 --> 01:16:52,700
Do tada ću biti mrtav!
Bouglionijevi
1281
01:16:52,850 --> 01:16:54,890
mogao biti kod mene s oružjem.
1282
01:16:55,060 --> 01:16:56,260
Što nije u redu s tobom?
1283
01:16:56,420 --> 01:16:59,860
Bouglionijevi odlučuju
ako i gdje ostajete u Francuskoj?
1284
01:17:00,020 --> 01:17:03,140
žao mi je! U rodnom mjestu
ljudskih prava, zemlja od
1285
01:17:03,290 --> 01:17:06,140
Danton, Barbra Streisand,
Robespierre!
1286
01:17:06,290 --> 01:17:08,740
Ove zemlje
Srušit ću se na tebe, brate!
1287
01:17:08,900 --> 01:17:11,500
-Misliš, budi dolje sa mnom.
-Da, biti dolje.
1288
01:17:13,420 --> 01:17:14,740
Naći ćemo rješenje.
1289
01:17:14,900 --> 01:17:16,340
Sada ga nemam.
1290
01:17:16,490 --> 01:17:17,500
-Nema što?
-Jedan.
1291
01:17:17,660 --> 01:17:19,010
- Što to znači?
-Proći.
1292
01:17:19,180 --> 01:17:20,570
Kažeš, nemam ništa!
1293
01:17:20,740 --> 01:17:22,180
Nemam nikakvo rješenje.
1294
01:17:22,340 --> 01:17:25,180
Još uvijek imam slike koje si ukrao
iz Louvrea?
1295
01:17:25,340 --> 01:17:26,740
To sam posudio, naravno.
1296
01:17:26,900 --> 01:17:27,890
Prepusti ovo meni.
1297
01:17:28,820 --> 01:17:31,900
Znam tko je to napravio.
Znam gdje su slike.
1298
01:17:32,540 --> 01:17:35,140
Pronašli ste ih
koristeći svoju poznatu tehniku?
1299
01:17:35,300 --> 01:17:36,940
tako je!
1300
01:17:37,100 --> 01:17:40,250
Da pokušam shvatiti
vaše vještine dedukcije.
1301
01:17:40,610 --> 01:17:43,340
Sada, da vidimo.
Slike, Louvre...
1302
01:17:44,140 --> 01:17:47,690
platno, šatori.
Kampiraju u šumi, zar ne?
1303
01:17:52,250 --> 01:17:53,140
Vama je smiješno?
1304
01:17:53,300 --> 01:17:56,180
Ako me ne shvate ozbiljno,
Pitam se od kakve sam koristi?
1305
01:17:56,620 --> 01:17:58,490
Ne puno, da budem iskren.
1306
01:17:59,300 --> 01:18:01,850
Je li i to smiješno? Stvarno?
1307
01:18:03,100 --> 01:18:04,660
imam jedno pitanje
1308
01:18:05,330 --> 01:18:08,020
Mogu li dobiti još jednu posljednju priliku?
1309
01:18:08,180 --> 01:18:09,020
Naravno!
1310
01:18:09,170 --> 01:18:10,370
Što ovdje piše?
1311
01:18:11,090 --> 01:18:13,130
Predaleko je, ne mogu pročitati.
1312
01:18:15,140 --> 01:18:18,460
Očigledno sam jedini
shvaćajući ovo ozbiljno.
1313
01:18:18,620 --> 01:18:21,100
Znam gdje su skriveni,
ali što onda?
1314
01:18:21,260 --> 01:18:23,740
nemaš
monopol nad gravitacijom!
1315
01:18:23,900 --> 01:18:26,980
Vi odlučite što je ozbiljno
a što nije?
1316
01:18:27,140 --> 01:18:30,020
Znam ozbiljne, u usporedbi s
ono što misliš da je ozbiljno.
1317
01:18:30,460 --> 01:18:31,300
Što?
1318
01:18:33,890 --> 01:18:36,290
Odmah se javite u moj ured!
1319
01:18:36,460 --> 01:18:37,610
Natrag na posao!
1320
01:18:38,300 --> 01:18:41,260
-Kakav sam bio?
- Vrlo dobro, kapetane.
1321
01:18:41,420 --> 01:18:42,410
Raditi!
1322
01:18:42,580 --> 01:18:44,330
Hvala kapo...
1323
01:18:46,370 --> 01:18:48,020
Idem do kapetana!
1324
01:18:50,860 --> 01:18:52,850
zapravo,
mi smo ti koji nestaju.
1325
01:18:53,020 --> 01:18:55,010
Svijet je još uvijek vani.
1326
01:18:55,180 --> 01:18:56,090
Juliette je vani.
1327
01:18:56,260 --> 01:18:58,010
U tome je stvar.
1328
01:18:58,180 --> 01:19:00,740
-Zato će moj plan uspjeti.
-Naravno...
1329
01:19:01,250 --> 01:19:03,340
Ako prvo obavimo težak posao.
1330
01:19:03,500 --> 01:19:05,260
Ne brini.
1331
01:19:05,690 --> 01:19:09,410
Jesam li te ikada iznevjerio?
Jedan jedini put?
1332
01:19:09,820 --> 01:19:10,970
šališ se
1333
01:19:12,100 --> 01:19:13,850
govoriš o...
1334
01:19:14,020 --> 01:19:15,380
To je bilo prije.
1335
01:19:15,530 --> 01:19:18,650
Curtis.
Sad smo ekipa.
1336
01:19:18,820 --> 01:19:21,170
Ti si moj med.
1337
01:19:23,450 --> 01:19:25,180
Što to znači?
1338
01:19:25,700 --> 01:19:28,220
-Ja sam tvoj med?
- Nikada nisi čuo?
1339
01:19:28,370 --> 01:19:30,290
Vidiš, ja sam svinjetina...
1340
01:19:30,460 --> 01:19:31,610
Malo za žvakanje.
1341
01:19:31,780 --> 01:19:35,380
I sa lijepom glazurom od meda...
1342
01:19:35,540 --> 01:19:36,770
ili...
1343
01:19:36,940 --> 01:19:39,530
Homie, misliš.
Kažeš da si moj prijatelj.
1344
01:19:39,700 --> 01:19:41,380
Mi smo prijatelji.
1345
01:19:41,540 --> 01:19:43,850
Hej, prijatelju!
Ne hej, dušo!
1346
01:19:44,500 --> 01:19:45,530
Slatko i kiselo...
1347
01:19:47,060 --> 01:19:47,900
Curry!
1348
01:19:51,580 --> 01:19:54,650
-Mislim da je to to.
-Ti si moj šećer i začin!
1349
01:19:55,460 --> 01:19:57,260
Kažeš da često,
ili samo meni?
1350
01:19:58,130 --> 01:19:59,660
Baš je kul.
1351
01:19:59,810 --> 01:20:00,890
Coolio je reper.
1352
01:20:01,060 --> 01:20:01,970
Bez šale?
1353
01:20:02,140 --> 01:20:03,530
kažeš,
Baš je cool...
1354
01:20:03,700 --> 01:20:04,580
Yo!
1355
01:20:05,090 --> 01:20:06,100
Volim rap.
1356
01:20:06,260 --> 01:20:07,100
Vidi se.
1357
01:20:26,450 --> 01:20:27,290
gospođo.
1358
01:20:27,460 --> 01:20:29,660
Sakrij se straga, neće dugo.
1359
01:20:29,810 --> 01:20:30,700
U redu.
1360
01:20:31,010 --> 01:20:32,780
Imamo li predjela?
1361
01:20:32,930 --> 01:20:33,820
On dolazi?
1362
01:20:34,180 --> 01:20:35,570
Nakon onoga što sam mu obećao.
1363
01:20:37,180 --> 01:20:38,500
Ona je naša garancija.
1364
01:20:47,540 --> 01:20:48,820
ne razumijem
1365
01:20:48,980 --> 01:20:50,540
Kad zazviždim, on dotrči.
1366
01:20:50,690 --> 01:20:53,660
Obično je Curtis točan tip
1367
01:20:53,810 --> 01:20:55,940
ili malo zakasnio?
1368
01:20:56,090 --> 01:20:57,700
Gospođa trgovac antikvitetima?
1369
01:20:59,210 --> 01:21:01,940
Promjena plana.
Nađimo se u 14, Rue du Temple.
1370
01:21:23,330 --> 01:21:26,540
Velika čast za Quadricolors,
1371
01:21:27,220 --> 01:21:29,620
koji nastupaju u Galaxyju
1372
01:21:30,170 --> 01:21:31,540
dana 21.
1373
01:21:31,900 --> 01:21:33,700
Je li tako, 21.?
1374
01:21:34,820 --> 01:21:35,740
Gdje je moj prokleti telefon?
1375
01:21:35,900 --> 01:21:36,940
Gervaisa.
1376
01:21:37,780 --> 01:21:38,900
Juliette.
1377
01:21:39,380 --> 01:21:40,700
Prije nego te proglasim
1378
01:21:41,420 --> 01:21:43,370
muž i žena,
pitam džematlije
1379
01:21:44,180 --> 01:21:47,620
ako se netko protivi vašem braku.
1380
01:21:47,780 --> 01:21:49,060
Mi!
1381
01:21:49,220 --> 01:21:51,380
protivim se...
1382
01:21:53,740 --> 01:21:54,940
ovaj sprovod?
1383
01:21:55,660 --> 01:21:57,100
Nije li ovo Rue du Temple?
1384
01:21:59,300 --> 01:22:01,490
Sedamdeset i četiri.
1385
01:22:01,660 --> 01:22:02,900
Sedamdeset i četiri.
1386
01:22:03,050 --> 01:22:04,100
Ja sam htjela 14!
1387
01:22:04,850 --> 01:22:06,020
-Oprostite.
-Nema problema.
1388
01:22:06,170 --> 01:22:07,420
Uživati! Zbogom.
1389
01:22:07,580 --> 01:22:08,980
Nježno ću ga zatvoriti.
1390
01:22:10,370 --> 01:22:13,180
Oni koji su poznavali Guy-Patricka
1391
01:22:13,850 --> 01:22:16,100
reći da je uživao u jednostavnom životu.
1392
01:22:16,250 --> 01:22:18,770
Zabit ću se u njegov glupi kamion
u dupe!
1393
01:22:18,940 --> 01:22:22,300
Dopušteno mu je isporučivati u Parizu
od 7:30 - 12:30 sati.
1394
01:22:22,460 --> 01:22:25,700
12:25 je,
tako da ima svoja prava.
1395
01:22:26,020 --> 01:22:28,580
Ako želiš, mogu provjeriti je li legalan.
1396
01:22:29,210 --> 01:22:33,100
Ali Guy-Patrick je sudjelovao
sofisticiranijih užitaka,
1397
01:22:33,260 --> 01:22:35,660
posebno noću u Pigalleu,
1398
01:22:35,810 --> 01:22:39,500
gdje je bio poznat kao Admiral
iza ponoći
1399
01:22:39,650 --> 01:22:42,290
ili Michette
poslije dva ujutro.
1400
01:22:42,460 --> 01:22:44,020
Imao je svoju dozvolu.
1401
01:22:44,180 --> 01:22:46,370
Ošišao sam ga, pa se možemo snaći.
1402
01:22:46,540 --> 01:22:47,420
Idemo.
1403
01:22:48,020 --> 01:22:49,300
Guy-Patrick je bio ljubav.
1404
01:22:49,460 --> 01:22:51,220
Bio je, dakle, duhovna ljubav.
1405
01:22:51,380 --> 01:22:54,460
Ali što bi ljubav bila
bez davanja vlastitog tijela?
1406
01:22:54,620 --> 01:22:56,300
Guy-Patrick
zaista dao svoje tijelo...
1407
01:22:56,450 --> 01:22:57,580
Curtis!
1408
01:22:57,740 --> 01:22:59,740
Popušit ću te!
1409
01:23:00,860 --> 01:23:02,090
Je li on ovdje?
1410
01:23:02,620 --> 01:23:04,940
On nije ovdje.
Imamo krivo zdanje.
1411
01:23:05,090 --> 01:23:07,100
Ovo je vrlo teško...
1412
01:23:07,250 --> 01:23:10,250
Naše isprike.
Neka vam je dobra misa!
1413
01:23:10,970 --> 01:23:13,180
Gervais, Juliette.
1414
01:23:14,260 --> 01:23:17,740
Danas ste došli pred Gospodina
1415
01:23:18,260 --> 01:23:20,860
očitovati svoju međusobnu ljubav.
1416
01:23:21,580 --> 01:23:23,900
-Uzajamno, dupe moje!
-Molim!
1417
01:23:24,050 --> 01:23:25,660
Ne on!
1418
01:23:26,450 --> 01:23:28,420
Ohladite ga.
Pretvaraj se da nisam ovdje.
1419
01:23:28,580 --> 01:23:29,900
oprosti
1420
01:23:30,050 --> 01:23:31,730
gospodin Gervais Blondot.
1421
01:23:33,170 --> 01:23:36,620
Uzimaš li kao svoje zakonito
vjenčana supruga Juliette Fragnaud?
1422
01:23:36,770 --> 01:23:37,780
Alias The Skank!
1423
01:23:39,380 --> 01:23:40,220
gospodine.
1424
01:23:40,370 --> 01:23:42,980
-Jesam.
- Želi li ona njega?
1425
01:23:44,180 --> 01:23:45,460
Kakva muka krava!
1426
01:23:45,620 --> 01:23:47,020
Isus!
1427
01:23:47,180 --> 01:23:49,970
- Reci nešto!
-Nastavi.
1428
01:23:50,140 --> 01:23:51,820
Krava za svinju, nije loše!
1429
01:23:52,460 --> 01:23:53,570
Dosta je bilo!
1430
01:23:54,770 --> 01:23:55,850
Ohladi ga!
1431
01:23:56,020 --> 01:23:57,890
Slažeš se, ali nećeš da priznaš.
1432
01:23:58,060 --> 01:23:59,690
Nikada nisam vidio tako prljavu nakazu!
1433
01:23:59,860 --> 01:24:01,180
Prerano si!
1434
01:24:01,340 --> 01:24:03,290
- Bouglionijevi nisu ovdje.
- Rekao si...
1435
01:24:03,460 --> 01:24:04,660
U redu je, tata.
1436
01:24:04,820 --> 01:24:05,660
On je prijatelj.
1437
01:24:05,810 --> 01:24:06,860
-Zdravo.
-Tata.
1438
01:24:07,010 --> 01:24:08,020
Ovo je crkva.
1439
01:24:08,860 --> 01:24:10,010
- Gospodin je ovdje.
-Gdje?
1440
01:24:10,180 --> 01:24:12,380
To je vjenčanje tvog prijatelja.
1441
01:24:12,530 --> 01:24:13,900
Oprosti zbog ovoga, draga.
1442
01:24:14,060 --> 01:24:15,100
-Super je.
-Sjesti.
1443
01:24:15,260 --> 01:24:16,850
Znam da ti mogu vjerovati.
1444
01:24:17,380 --> 01:24:18,770
Samo trenutak, draga.
1445
01:24:18,940 --> 01:24:20,420
Sjednite i čekajte.
1446
01:24:20,570 --> 01:24:22,220
- Za moj signal.
-Koji je?
1447
01:24:22,970 --> 01:24:24,020
To je signal.
1448
01:24:28,850 --> 01:24:30,820
Gospođica Juliette Sagnaud.
1449
01:24:30,980 --> 01:24:33,260
- Uzimaš li kao svoju...
-Da!
1450
01:24:33,410 --> 01:24:35,450
Rekla je da ima.
1451
01:24:36,410 --> 01:24:38,810
izjavljujem
stupili ste u sveti brak.
1452
01:24:39,740 --> 01:24:41,140
Ah, hvala ti.
1453
01:24:41,300 --> 01:24:42,380
S kurvom!
1454
01:24:43,300 --> 01:24:44,500
Gervais, napad!
1455
01:24:44,660 --> 01:24:46,490
Totalna drolja!
1456
01:24:46,660 --> 01:24:48,500
Ti glupi seronjo!
1457
01:24:49,610 --> 01:24:52,250
Moja žena nije kurva!
1458
01:24:54,980 --> 01:24:55,940
Curtis!
1459
01:24:57,700 --> 01:24:59,260
Prestani! Ovdje su!
1460
01:24:59,420 --> 01:25:01,100
udari me! udari me!
1461
01:25:03,620 --> 01:25:06,740
Bili su tamo.
Sada su nestali!
1462
01:25:06,890 --> 01:25:09,290
-Gdje su?
- Samo su nestali!
1463
01:25:13,180 --> 01:25:14,570
To je čudo!
1464
01:25:14,740 --> 01:25:15,860
Zajebavaš se sa mnom?
1465
01:25:16,010 --> 01:25:17,260
Zamrznuti!
1466
01:25:17,420 --> 01:25:18,500
Milost!
1467
01:25:18,860 --> 01:25:20,500
Dat ću ti čudo.
1468
01:25:22,340 --> 01:25:25,220
Idemo u zatvor. Milost!
1469
01:25:25,370 --> 01:25:28,060
Oprostite, je li ovo 74, Rue du...
1470
01:25:29,540 --> 01:25:32,620
Što dovraga?
Jesi li lud? To je moja noga!
1471
01:25:32,780 --> 01:25:36,740
Ja sam kum!
Ja sam Gervaisov kum!
1472
01:25:37,370 --> 01:25:40,060
Ti si totalno jebeno lud!
1473
01:25:40,220 --> 01:25:42,290
Je li protuzakonito kasniti sada?
1474
01:25:42,460 --> 01:25:44,260
Ne mrdaj!
1475
01:25:44,420 --> 01:25:46,340
-Jebi se!
-Ne miči se!
1476
01:25:48,820 --> 01:25:50,090
Noge su mi utrnule!
1477
01:25:50,260 --> 01:25:51,820
Vidim bijelo svjetlo.
1478
01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:55,010
mama, tata,
ti si tamo, kraj jabuke.
1479
01:25:56,260 --> 01:25:57,260
kurva!
1480
01:25:58,340 --> 01:25:59,500
Što s tim?
1481
01:25:59,660 --> 01:26:01,060
Nazvao si moju ženu kurvom!
1482
01:26:01,220 --> 01:26:02,900
Da? Ohladi se...
1483
01:26:03,050 --> 01:26:05,780
Gle, upalilo je.
Ovdje nema nikoga.
1484
01:26:06,620 --> 01:26:08,810
volim to
1485
01:26:08,980 --> 01:26:11,660
volio bih vidjeti
lica Bouglionijevih.
1486
01:26:11,810 --> 01:26:13,250
Shvaćaš li što si rekao?
1487
01:26:13,420 --> 01:26:15,100
Prestani kukati. Ti si to napisao.
1488
01:26:15,260 --> 01:26:18,700
Ne, tvoja rečenica je bila
"Ovo je svadba za kretena!"
1489
01:26:18,860 --> 01:26:21,140
A ja podivljam i poludim.
1490
01:26:22,300 --> 01:26:24,820
ali ne!
Morali ste dodati W-riječ.
1491
01:26:24,980 --> 01:26:25,900
Kurva!
1492
01:26:26,570 --> 01:26:27,770
Nisam to mislio.
1493
01:26:27,940 --> 01:26:30,220
I totalna drolja!
Što će ona misliti o meni?
1494
01:26:30,380 --> 01:26:31,850
Zabavit ćeš se.
1495
01:26:34,180 --> 01:26:35,860
Želiš ponovno vidjeti svoju ženu?
1496
01:26:38,540 --> 01:26:39,500
hajde
1497
01:26:40,060 --> 01:26:41,060
Izvoli!
1498
01:26:42,290 --> 01:26:45,050
Ne misliš to stvarno.
Znate kako to radi...
1499
01:26:45,220 --> 01:26:47,420
ovako. tako je.
1500
01:26:48,020 --> 01:26:49,700
- Neće uspjeti.
-Probati!
1501
01:26:49,850 --> 01:26:51,620
Ne trudiš se.
1502
01:26:54,740 --> 01:26:56,090
Jesi li vidio mog mlađeg brata?
1503
01:26:56,570 --> 01:26:58,490
-Tako je bolje.
- Imam te!
1504
01:27:00,380 --> 01:27:01,220
Dragi!
1505
01:27:04,580 --> 01:27:06,460
Abdelkader, čuvaj se.
1506
01:27:06,620 --> 01:27:07,780
Zabavite se, fantastična je!
1507
01:27:07,940 --> 01:27:08,980
Ne čini ništa glupo.
1508
01:27:09,140 --> 01:27:10,820
Nikad više nećeš čuti za mene.
1509
01:27:10,970 --> 01:27:12,620
- Štakore!
-Da?
1510
01:27:12,770 --> 01:27:13,940
Ti cinkaroš!
1511
01:27:14,090 --> 01:27:15,820
Ti podmukli gade!
1512
01:27:15,980 --> 01:27:17,540
Naravno, ali ne baš...
1513
01:27:17,690 --> 01:27:20,450
- Zaledit ću tebe i tvoju obitelj.
-Sviđa mi se. Dobar francuski.
1514
01:27:20,620 --> 01:27:21,860
-Dobro.
– Pederčino!
1515
01:27:22,010 --> 01:27:24,220
Kupite rječnik u zatvoru.
1516
01:27:27,020 --> 01:27:28,340
Hej ti!
1517
01:27:29,140 --> 01:27:30,820
Moje ime je Abdelkader, pa što?
1518
01:27:32,180 --> 01:27:34,180
Što hoćeš od mene?
1519
01:27:36,020 --> 01:27:38,210
Pogledaj kako si zgodna!
Mogu li dobiti jedan?
1520
01:27:57,290 --> 01:28:00,220
TEMELJENO NA DOGAĐAJIMA IZ STVARNOG ŽIVOTA
U NEVADI, 1964
1521
01:29:23,780 --> 01:29:24,890
Jo, brate!
1522
01:29:26,690 --> 01:29:28,010
neću te ostaviti.
1523
01:29:29,330 --> 01:29:31,460
Ja ću dovršiti svoj dim
i biti tamo.
1524
01:29:36,100 --> 01:29:37,460
Otvori mi.
1525
01:30:29,330 --> 01:30:31,730
Sada dolazimo
do remek-djela
1526
01:30:31,900 --> 01:30:32,980
moje izložbe.
1527
01:30:33,140 --> 01:30:36,650
Najbolji u Francuskoj
arhitektonska djela.
1528
01:30:37,010 --> 01:30:39,580
tako je,
Ja sam ljubitelj umjetnosti.
1529
01:30:42,140 --> 01:30:44,260
Zabat
katedrale u Deauvilleu.
1530
01:30:46,180 --> 01:30:48,580
Onda imamo
arhipelaga Toulon.
1531
01:30:48,940 --> 01:30:50,660
Kao mali otok,
samo duže?
1532
01:30:50,810 --> 01:30:54,700
Ne, kao kapelica,
samo od lego kockica.
1533
01:30:54,860 --> 01:30:57,650
- To je još gore.
- Vrijedi pravo bogatstvo.
1534
01:30:59,140 --> 01:31:01,370
Idemo li prebrzo?
Nedostaje li ti nešto?
1535
01:31:01,780 --> 01:31:03,980
Nismo se baš utrkivali.
1536
01:31:04,130 --> 01:31:06,170
To je taman prava brzina.
1537
01:31:06,340 --> 01:31:08,620
Izgled! Nije li to prekrasno?
Zrno...
1538
01:31:09,580 --> 01:31:11,980
Baviš li se uopće umjetnošću,
ili ne?
1539
01:31:12,500 --> 01:31:15,100
Sve je u kamenu.
Sad, da je drvo...
1540
01:31:15,260 --> 01:31:16,490
- Baviš se drvom?
-Da.
1541
01:31:16,660 --> 01:31:18,460
Drveni kutak
je tamo.
1542
01:31:18,620 --> 01:31:20,620
Bit ćemo tamo
unutar sat vremena.
1543
01:31:20,780 --> 01:31:22,540
Pazi!
1544
01:31:30,700 --> 01:31:31,900
Oči na cesti!
1545
01:31:32,060 --> 01:31:33,700
Sreća da si to vidio.
1546
01:31:33,860 --> 01:31:36,290
Tako blizu!
Bili smo tako blizu!
1547
01:31:37,780 --> 01:31:39,860
glupo je
Sada smo zapeli.
1548
01:31:40,580 --> 01:31:42,860
Nećemo dobiti
vidjeti sve.
1549
01:31:44,090 --> 01:31:45,650
- Ti to diraš?
-Ne, u redu je.
1550
01:31:45,820 --> 01:31:46,850
Sretan bijeg.
1551
01:31:47,980 --> 01:31:49,850
Dopustite da vas uputim.
1552
01:31:53,980 --> 01:31:55,060
Pogon.
1553
01:31:55,900 --> 01:31:57,100
Ne, čekaj!
1554
01:32:57,580 --> 01:32:59,660
... za Pierrea i Marie Curie
1555
01:32:59,810 --> 01:33:00,760
Prijevod titlova Simon John